Whats the funniest n00b post you've seen in the trade forum

Live forum: http://forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=30497

GiftOrb

14-01-2006 22:30:57

I've seen some pretty funny posts by newer members. Basic theme is, help me for my first free ipod. Here is my link. Thanks bye!

Its like they don't expect to trade, they are here for charity =]

The mods seem to enjoy this kind of stuff with thier [quote957f18fa15]PM me with the rule that you broke and I'll unlock this for you.[/quote957f18fa15]

Almost like a game...

I wish I had some power =]

FreeOffersNow

14-01-2006 22:42:56

Back when people were offering readily-available GMail invites for greens )

cartrenroy

14-01-2006 22:44:15

[quote21cf08cedd="FreeOffersNow"]Back when people were offering readily-available GMail invites for greens )[/quote21cf08cedd]

nono..no - I like this ones

"freeipods.com - not a scam, you will get an ipod free, sign up - complete and offer, etc" <-- on [b21cf08cedd]FreeIpodGuide[/b21cf08cedd]

bballp6699

14-01-2006 22:46:11

What the hell is the LOL pointing to in your avatar?

MoneyMaker

14-01-2006 22:47:27

Looks like a Pac-man

FreeOffersNow

14-01-2006 22:47:45

UGHHH cartrenroy remove the tinyurl from your www...

cartrenroy

14-01-2006 22:48:02

[quotebdcd4f9318="bballp6699"]What the hell is the LOL pointing to in your avatar?[/quotebdcd4f9318]

I can't explain it, you will not understand but it is really funny

FreeOffersNow

14-01-2006 22:58:08

Is the Cal- part of Cal-Tech or Cyberathlete.....or something else?

ilanbg

14-01-2006 23:04:24

Ha, I had blocked cartenroy's avatar from back when he had that fucked up kid on the couch.

mnx12

14-01-2006 23:21:02

[quote7af99194fc="ilanbg"]Ha, I had blocked cartenroy's avatar from back when he had that fucked up kid on the couch.[/quote7af99194fc]Hahaha, I cant remember who it is, but i hate the one whose finger goes through that nail...

Wolfeman

14-01-2006 23:27:21

Yeah that one is gross.

GiftOrb

15-01-2006 07:18:03

I remember a bunch of posts where someone would be like

"There are a lot of FREE and 1$ offers. I'll pay you 1$ to cover the expenses if you be my referal"

Or the really ambiguious posts
"I need a referal to get my free ipod. I can do ANY site"

whatisntseen

15-01-2006 10:28:47

"hey, I found this freeipods.com thing really great and have already gotten like 5 of them! I'm working on my 6th now for a friend and want you to be my referral, here's my link [ref link here] [b82f140f36d] I'll do yours as soon as you go green on mine[/b82f140f36d]. if you have like 50TR then I'll go first, otherwise leave me to bask in my 0TR glory"

Retro

15-01-2006 11:07:10

Ha! I have specific posts. I like the one where the girl was offering nudes for greens & the one were the guy said he needed referrals to get an ipod to put in his dead brother's casket.

tylerc

15-01-2006 11:09:58

I never saw the one where a girl offered nudes for greens..but isn't that kind of like prostitution?

Retro

15-01-2006 11:24:17

prostitution deals with havin sex lol
now porn? maybe

Exile

15-01-2006 11:47:33

Free st0ff plz

GiftOrb

15-01-2006 12:51:49

[quote5a58dbbfdd="Retro"]Ha! I have specific posts. I like the one where the girl was offering nudes for greens & the one were the guy said he needed referrals to get an iPod to put in his dead brother's casket.[/quote5a58dbbfdd]


free ipod to put in his dead brother's casket? LOL gg

Retro

15-01-2006 12:54:19

yep, it was hee-larious

TRAGIC ACCIDENT[=http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=22985&highlight=casket]TRAGIC ACCIDENT

whatisntseen

15-01-2006 14:38:24

hahaha, that was a good read!

tylerc

15-01-2006 15:18:14

Some people are just pathetic roll

johnjimjones

15-01-2006 15:21:57

[quote55b793ceca="Retro"]yep, it was hee-larious

TRAGIC ACCIDENT[=http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=22985&highlight=casket]TRAGIC ACCIDENT[/quote55b793ceca]
That's definitely a classic.

Berky34

15-01-2006 15:46:28

[quote35ffe1db22="Retro"]yep, it was hee-larious

TRAGIC ACCIDENT[=http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=22985&highlight=casket]TRAGIC ACCIDENT[/quote35ffe1db22]
thats my favorite

whatisntseen

15-01-2006 17:02:49

i think it should be stickied and made an example on the trading post...

tracemhunter

15-01-2006 17:08:29

haha i remember the casket one.

crazyates

15-01-2006 17:22:10

i never saw that...that was before i was here...that's awsome

dudeextrem2000

15-01-2006 19:39:57

noobs, that think they can talk you into going first when you have like +40 TR...

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the other post retro mentioned

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=22015&highlight=nudes

Wolfeman

15-01-2006 19:43:27

I used to get a lot of IMs like "hey, there is this site where you can get free ipods and computers and stuff. can you do an offer for me?" I was like you got my IM from a forum dedicated to free stuff and I have 1000 posts, I think I know whats going on...

d3athtonic

15-01-2006 19:55:24

When do you consider yourself not a noob?

Wolfeman

15-01-2006 19:58:02

Its not about post counts because there are a lot of people that know whats up without posting a lot. I'm not sure when you know ?

johnjimjones

15-01-2006 19:58:06

When you have more than 1800 post and over 27 TR.

d3athtonic

15-01-2006 20:03:23

Hmmm...you're basically saying...you're not a noob when you have a gladiator avatar...

tylerc

15-01-2006 20:04:11

Pretty convenient those requirements are just below yours ;)

theysayjump

15-01-2006 20:32:48

Asking "How do you know when you're no longer a noob?" is on the same level as "How do you know when you're in love?"

tracemhunter

15-01-2006 20:34:52

you are not a noob when you correct other people.