Make me laugh and ill sign up under you for instant profitz

Yeah, i copied the thread, so what.
Make me laugh and ill sign up under you for instant profitz

lol

Rudolph wants your dog for Christmas.

http//fuckyeah.org/host/deerdog.jpg[" alt=""/imgce4ee86bba]

Yuck! ^^^^

http//blogger.blogspirit.com/images/medium_santa_sucks.jpg[" alt=""/img2e330b289f]

Looks like my son gotta little mad, sorry Santa!

It's cold outside.

http//fuckyeah.org/host/cautionice.jpg[" alt=""/img9a04c513cd]

Wait a minute....

http//fuckyeah.org/host/domg.jpg[" alt=""/img76c193730f]

I don't have an instant profitz account. OMG!

hrm....

http//fuckyeah.org/host/80shair.jpg[" alt=""/img990107e777]

OMG AM I CRAPPING IN YOUR THREAD?!?!

http//fuckyeah.org/host/barker.gif[" alt=""/img4f1638668e]



sorry.

[img="4f1638668e]http//fuckyeah.org/host/BritneyUgly.jpg[" alt=""/img4f1638668e]

[quoteeedfdd2468="Averagejoe1039"]Yuck! ^^^^

http//funnyjunk.com/santa_sucks.jpg[" alt=""/imgeedfdd2468]

Looks like my son gotta little mad, sorry Santa![/quoteeedfdd2468]

[img="eedfdd2468]http//fuckyeah.org/host/cantsee.jpg[" alt=""/imgeedfdd2468]

http//www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/isee.jpg[" alt=""/imgdd0a0119d3]

YES RLY.

http//fuckyeah.org/host/owned16.jpg[" alt=""/img062da0fc5f]

http//www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/lolzcat.jpg[" alt=""/imgb289525b67]

http//fuckyeah.org/host/youwintheprize.jpg[" alt=""/img724a236b04]

[img="724a236b04]http//fuckyeah.org/host/YAY.jpg[" alt=""/img724a236b04]

[img="724a236b04]http//fuckyeah.org/host/doggy.gif[" alt=""/img724a236b04]

http//www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

Fixed.

http//www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/mordor.jpg[" alt=""/imgd78fca8c30]

http/" alt=""/img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/turbo_ja/sharpie.jpg[/imgb411ece2f4]
ahahahah

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Veek, do you like OWLS?

HAY GUYZ COME SEE MY METALAPPLECORE BANDZ PLAY SOME MUZAKS!!!!!

http//fuckyeah.org/host/26.jpg[" alt=""/img682106a295]

xo,

xxxxDICKSAWxxxx <-- drug free. no, rly. seriously, i mean it.

[quote66bb5847ac="Averagejoe1039"]Veek, do you like OWLS?[/quote66bb5847ac]


oops oops

this guy is a realtor in town where i live. somehow i ended up with his business card when we were house shopping a few years ago. i scanned the card to share because it's... well.. you'll see.

http//fuckyeah.org/host/scott_noyles.jpg[" alt=""/img3f73e1d0c5]

nice shirt and phone, douchebag...

Wow.

Where would one go to get a shirt like that? http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/c791773df4d421ae16ec15be17048000.gif[" alt=""/img7ecdb306ef]

Haha, why is he on the phone?

He closing a deal that just couldn't wait. I'm assuming it was his birthday and the shirt was a gift from his blind Aunt.

[quotec311c7d6aa="theysayjump"]Wow.

Where would one go to get a shirt like that? http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/c791773df4d421ae16ec15be17048000.gif[" alt=""/imgc311c7d6aa][/quotec311c7d6aa]


AMERICA ... FUCK YEAH! duh!

http//www.drunkreport.com/media/america.htm

the only joke i can think of is Instantprofitz itself

roll

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/05c4b320d758ae7ac98bee3d48db03b6.gif[" alt=""/img881736f591]

[quote314e0b0c81="theysayjump"]http//www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/mordor.jpg[" alt=""/img314e0b0c81][/quote314e0b0c81]
TSJ wins, pm me your link

Wow, I wonder how Veek is gonna take this...

http//www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/villianowl.jpg[" alt=""/imge6d8ad3000]

P.S I don't even use my account. O I just thought it was a fun thread to post my friendly owls.

http//fuckyeah.org/host/asianballs.gif[" alt=""/img61326876e8][img="61326876e8]http//fuckyeah.org/host/goldfishmd.jpg[" alt=""/img61326876e8][img="61326876e8]http//fuckyeah.org/host/asianballs.gif[" alt=""/img61326876e8]
[img="61326876e8]http//fuckyeah.org/host/Willie-Nelson.jpg[" alt=""/img61326876e8]
[img="61326876e8]http//fuckyeah.org/host/snickerman.jpg[" alt=""/img61326876e8]

those owls aren't even funny

i didn't even crack a smile

[quotee4e69ee160="EatChex89"]those owls aren't even funny

i didn't even crack a smile[/quotee4e69ee160]

Which makes it even funnier.

[quotedc9065e904="Veek"][quotedc9065e904="EatChex89"]those owls aren't even funny

i didn't even crack a smile[/quotedc9065e904]

Which makes it even funnier.[/quotedc9065e904]


http//www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/owlhater.jpg[" alt=""/imgdc9065e904]

lol

P.S +KMA for having a slight sense of humor. wink

Yeah, the owls arent funny at all. Its really quite stupid.

[quote10bcdd3d94="mnx12"]Yeah, the owls arent funny at all. Its really quite stupid.[/quote10bcdd3d94]

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/6e756f2263c30f41be645401d32a03eb.gif[" alt=""/img10bcdd3d94]

lmfao, +KMA for you turning the owls against him.

InstantProfitz is hugely homosexual (and thus I do not have an account, so wouldn't really win anything if I made you laugh)...but anyway

A ten year old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.

After the first day, the boy's parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a stern, focused and very determined expression on his face, and went right past them straight to his room, where he quietly closed the door.

For nearly two hours he toiled away in his room - with math books strewn about his desk and the surrounding floor. He emerged long enough to eat, and after quickly cleaning his plate, went straight back to his room, closed the door, and worked feverishly at his studies until bedtime. This pattern continued ceaselessly until it was time for the first quarter report card.

The boy walked in with his report card - unopened - laid it on the dinner table and went straight to his room. Cautiously, his mother opened it, and to her amazement, she saw a bright red "A" under the subject of MATH.

Overjoyed, she and her husband rushed into their son's room, thrilled at his remarkable progress.

"Was it the nuns that did it?", the father asked.

The boy only shook his head and said, "No."

"Was it the one-on-one tutoring? The peer-mentoring?"

"No."

"The textbooks? The teachers? The curriculum?"

"Nope," said the son. "On that first day, when I walked in the front door and saw that guy they nailed to the 'plus sign,' I just knew they meant business!"

AHAHAHAHA FoN thats awesome D