How to save on Postage

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EatChex89

08-12-2005 19:17:23

Yea this is illegal, but funny nonetheless.

Here's what to do

A) Get an envelope

B) Clip a stamp off of one of your envelopes (make sure it looks USED..)

C) Paste this stamp to your new envelope

D) Write your address in the main area of the envelope

E) Write the address of the person you are sending the envelope to in 'return address' area.

F) In permanent marker (preferrably red) write "RETURN TO SENDER" in big caps, just like that

G) Your mail man will deliver the letter.. (of course unless you are caught frauding the post office..)

Eatchex89 is not liable for any persons who may try this. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!![/sizecfa44cb046]

Aurelius

08-12-2005 19:18:37

lol... jsut make sure the package isn't important...

liquidskin

08-12-2005 19:19:05

doesnt everybody already know this..?

EatChex89

08-12-2005 19:20:01

of course, an alternate route would be to just leave the postage off, and maybe USPS would be stupid enough to take the letter, realize that there is no postage, and then return it to the return address..

Stroid

08-12-2005 19:23:04

Eatchex89 is not liable for any persons who may try this. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!

EatChex89

08-12-2005 19:25:02

[quotefa90c27faf="Stroid"]Eatchex89 is not liable for any persons who may try this. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!![/quotefa90c27faf]

yea stroid. so when you get caught doing this.. i dont want you blaming any of it on me

CoMpFrEaK

08-12-2005 19:29:29

[quote580d532da5="EatChex89"][quote580d532da5="Stroid"]Eatchex89 is not liable for any persons who may try this. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!![/quote580d532da5]

yea stroid. so when you get caught doing this.. i dont want you blaming any of it on me[/quote580d532da5]

He wont blame you, he'll just ban you

JUNIOR6886

08-12-2005 19:31:41

Lol ive never thought of this before. Whats the penalty for mail fraud again? it cant be THAT bad.... D

Admin

08-12-2005 19:39:00

um, it's a felony.

kdollar

08-12-2005 19:44:13

post office = federal offense anything.....but someone tell me how it goes )

tracemhunter

08-12-2005 20:08:56

usps sucks. they stole a ps2 memory card from me a couple of years back. i sent it in a big envelope and there was a perfectly cut slit in their that it was pulled out of. bastards.

kevxross

08-12-2005 21:17:09

[quote7cfc2dc748="Admin"]um, it's a felony.[/quote7cfc2dc748]

but... dude... you save $0.37!!!

dudeextrem2000

09-12-2005 08:22:52

[quote00f5c82208="kevxross"][quote00f5c82208="Admin"]um, it's a felony.[/quote00f5c82208]

but... dude... you save $0.37!!![/quote00f5c82208]

thats totally worthi it!!!!!!

deletrius

09-12-2005 14:33:02

is it illegal in Canada?...

EatChex89

09-12-2005 17:34:07

[quote6982fa17f2="deletrius"]is it illegal in Canada?...[/quote6982fa17f2]

the USPS won't catch you in canada.. it doesn't even exist there!! -D

fgr_admin

09-12-2005 17:40:59

[quote668dd0aee0="JUNIOR6886"]Lol ive never thought of this before. Whats the penalty for mail fraud again? it cant be THAT bad.... D[/quote668dd0aee0]


Nah its not so bad. Better class of people rape you in a FED pen. You get to have some CEO tell you, you got a purty mouth.


Makes it all worth it when your spooning with a CEO instead of a Gangsta Rapper.

cartrenroy

09-12-2005 18:44:43

Damn, thats really stupid.
Why taking the risk of frauding United States Mail offices for a COUPLE of cents?

you are smart ?