My Weird Story - Enjoy!

Alright...so everything about today was normal. I came home, did some homework, and then went out on my ATV to my neighborhood where there are trails. On my way home at about 430 (dusk), I see a big black suitcase with wheels, the real nice kind. Figuring it might be my dad's since he travels all over the country and world for that matter, I take it back in case he made a mistake (The bag was too nice to throw out). I brought it back, and began searching it. I looked inside and found Brooks Bags (Brooks is a local pharmacy/convenient store) with like prayer books, bibles, and how to make love better to your wife book (lol). So I continue to search, find an opened claritin box with like five tablets, and then find a medical statement with what this person has been through. I find the guys name, "Jose Matos" and start reading. First thing I read Mr. Matos has Hepatitis C. I immediately dropped the shit and like quarantine it in my cellar. I then read on and find out that this d00d has/had a tough life. He was 6'1, 276lbs according to the medical records. He was kicked out of his house by his wife after he got Hepatitis C and was a recovering drug addict. Then it says he had just visited the Plainville Practice or something, some medical business. So, after I find all this, I decide to call the police, tell them, and get this shit back to the guy. The officer hears my story and asks if I "see any wires". R O F L. I shat my pants after remembering I did see some and immediately throw the thing outside my house. Turns out it wasn't a bomb. The police just left my house maybe ten minutes ago. They initially came with sirens a'blazin'. It was a weird day, I must say myself.

haha. Where is the guy? Is he a fugitive or something?

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ok? i guess one could call that wierd.. lol jk