craziest items you ever bought at walmart, at the same time

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agroman

17-11-2005 12:43:47

I'll get this started

1 - No-Doze
2 - Mountain Dew
3 - Pogo Stick

Now, it's your turn.

lkmwangi

17-11-2005 12:44:46

wow

Wonderboyz

17-11-2005 13:02:29

1-cheap fake earring for my gf
2-Stickers that doesnt stick..
3-Huge panties for my grand mother )
4-Ending by a Smiley Stickers..which was free at the entrance w00t lol

tracemhunter

17-11-2005 13:20:11

while in line, someone commented on the items i bought last week.

1. red bull
2. reynolds wrap
3. sharpies

Allen626

17-11-2005 13:32:21

Ski Mask
Chainsaw
Tarp

All at once

tracemhunter

17-11-2005 13:53:19

it was winter and you needed to cut firewood and you wanted to protect your car at night?

agroman

17-11-2005 14:06:22

Condoms
Shovel
10 bags of Quicklime


ahem.

lkmwangi

17-11-2005 14:42:40

rape/murder/bury?

Wolfeman

17-11-2005 14:53:28

Sleeping Pills
KY jelly
Bill Clinton mask

agroman

17-11-2005 14:55:23

[quotee113531051="lkmwangi"]rape/murder/bury?[/quotee113531051]

oh yeah sure... that was EASY, but can you explain the...

[be113531051]Hamster[/be113531051], [be113531051]Vaseline[/be113531051], and [be113531051]Toilet Plunger[/be113531051]?

J4320

17-11-2005 15:01:46

[quote9a795d44b1="lkmwangi"]rape/murder/bury?[/quote9a795d44b1]

Why would someone rape with a condom?

Wolfeman

17-11-2005 15:03:35

[quoteb93560624c="J4320"][quoteb93560624c="lkmwangi"]rape/murder/bury?[/quoteb93560624c]

Why would someone rape with a condom?[/quoteb93560624c]

Don't you watch CSI? So they have a harder time catching them...

J4320

17-11-2005 15:13:10

[quotebdc659f019="Wolfeman"][quotebdc659f019="J4320"][quotebdc659f019="lkmwangi"]rape/murder/bury?[/quotebdc659f019]

Why would someone rape with a condom?[/quotebdc659f019]

Don't you watch CSI? So they have a harder time catching them...[/quotebdc659f019]

Ah I see... I forgot that part. They can take samples of pubic hair though.

agroman

17-11-2005 15:19:03

[quote25934b382b="J4320"][quote25934b382b="Wolfeman"][quote25934b382b="J4320"][quote25934b382b="lkmwangi"]rape/murder/bury?[/quote25934b382b]

Why would someone rape with a condom?[/quote25934b382b]

Don't you watch CSI? So they have a harder time catching them...[/quote25934b382b]

Ah I see... I forgot that part. They can take samples of pubic hair though.[/quote25934b382b]

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theysayjump

17-11-2005 18:12:56

Fuck Wal-Mart.

agroman

17-11-2005 18:14:32

dude. if walla-mert ain'ta gawddit... ya donut-eedit,,,,mmmakY!?

slinky_

17-11-2005 18:16:13

I don't shop at Wal-Mart too often.

However, the oddest item I did happen to purchase was an inflatable tube and a bottle of Coca-Cola.

theysayjump

17-11-2005 18:22:21

[quote014c23669d="agroman"]dude. if walla-mert ain'ta gawddit... ya donut-eedit,,,,mmmakY!?[/quote014c23669d]

However, if Wal-Mart DOES have it, then you can rest assured that some Asian kids died for $0.03 an hour just so you can have the chance to by it. wink

Automag389

17-11-2005 18:23:05

Didn't Wal-Mart try to put a store in some Native American reservation? shock

JUNIOR6886

17-11-2005 18:25:05

FUCK WALMART. Fucking piecies of shit.... evil Ive never shopped there except that one time i tricked their stupid asses into exchanging my GBA for a 1gig flash drive P

kmg9000

17-11-2005 18:27:56

I have never bought anything at walmart.

stiles05s

17-11-2005 18:28:13

1. need for speed most wanted
2. anti-acid meds
3. trix cereal

theysayjump

17-11-2005 18:34:09

[quote57f5ccce2c="Automag389"]Didn't Wal-Mart try to put a store in some Native American reservation? shock[/quote57f5ccce2c]

I would honestly not be surprised, but they put one at a fucking historical Mexican Pyramid. Twats.

http//news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3986729.stm

hyperboarder

21-11-2005 21:07:50

KY jelly and some BBQ Buffalo Wings from the deli, got a great look from the cashier.

jan

21-11-2005 21:17:44

KY Jelly??>>>>ewwww dude!!! lol!!

hyperboarder

21-11-2005 22:43:19

[quote1283a7bd8d="jan"]KY Jelly??>>>>ewwww dude!!! lol!![/quote1283a7bd8d]

For it's intended purpose, not it's alternate.

jan

21-11-2005 22:44:03

LMFAO, Oh I see.

RocLaFamilia

28-11-2005 16:14:59

[quote4cfc7130b1="hyperboarder"]For it's intended purpose, not it's alternate.[/quote4cfc7130b1]

Sure...... wink

tylerc

28-11-2005 17:58:30

That's what they all say!

akalic

28-11-2005 19:44:17

in soviet russia, walmart buys you

justinag06

28-11-2005 19:58:12

[quoteb74afe8b4d="J4320"][quoteb74afe8b4d="Wolfeman"][quoteb74afe8b4d="J4320"][quoteb74afe8b4d="lkmwangi"]rape/murder/bury?[/quoteb74afe8b4d]

Why would someone rape with a condom?[/quoteb74afe8b4d]

Don't you watch CSI? So they have a harder time catching them...[/quoteb74afe8b4d]

Ah I see... I forgot that part. They can take samples of pubic hair though.[/quoteb74afe8b4d]

thats why they should have added

razor + shaving cream to that list