30,000 calorie sendwich

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EBPIsMaR

31-10-2005 19:26:55

[code1c48c8fb2d6]Food Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs – 2 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
Bratwurst – 1 510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
Oregeno – 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559[/code1c48c8fb2d6]

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take away all the swine and replace it with something else equal calorie, and i'd eat it

bballp6699

31-10-2005 19:27:48

Looks like shit.

johnjimjones

31-10-2005 19:28:36

ah, the look of death

tracemhunter

31-10-2005 19:28:53

wow. i could eat maybe 1/16 of that.

... if im lucky.

Allen626

31-10-2005 19:40:39

rofl

J4320

31-10-2005 19:43:51

I could eat around half..... Maybe....

Admin

31-10-2005 19:46:46

stolen from somethingawful, like everything else \

willr91

31-10-2005 19:48:59

I keep wanting to join something awful, but i'm just too damn cheap. (

dudelovesFinch1035

31-10-2005 20:42:52

Fuckin nasty......

TioTony

31-10-2005 20:53:49

And what did you drink along with it... maybe... [bb671a561e5]EGGNOG[/bb671a561e5] ??? shock

EBPIsMaR

31-10-2005 20:54:39

[quotef137b7e265="dudelovesFinch1035"]Fuckin nasty......[/quotef137b7e265]

now think about it... eatin that wouldnt have nothing to do with satisfying your hunger...

i might do it tomorrow. along with taping it.

theman2005

31-10-2005 21:00:40

[quote007150f903="EBPIsMaR"][quote007150f903="dudelovesFinch1035"]Fuckin nasty......[/quote007150f903]

now think about it... eatin that wouldnt have nothing to do with satisfying your hunger...

i might do it tomorrow. along with taping it.[/quote007150f903]

sure..... roll

dudelovesFinch1035

31-10-2005 21:05:31

[quoteb514b01f84="theman2005"][quoteb514b01f84="EBPIsMaR"][quoteb514b01f84="dudelovesFinch1035"]Fuckin nasty......[/quoteb514b01f84]

now think about it... eatin that wouldnt have nothing to do with satisfying your hunger...

i might do it tomorrow. along with taping it.[/quoteb514b01f84]

sure..... roll[/quoteb514b01f84] lol )

EBPIsMaR

31-10-2005 21:05:36

[quotebd6f8eba3e="theman2005"][quotebd6f8eba3e="EBPIsMaR"][quotebd6f8eba3e="dudelovesFinch1035"]Fuckin nasty......[/quotebd6f8eba3e]

now think about it... eatin that wouldnt have nothing to do with satisfying your hunger...

i might do it tomorrow. along with taping it.[/quotebd6f8eba3e]

sure..... roll[/quotebd6f8eba3e]

i'll be accepting donations for medial bills right after...

reeemiks

31-10-2005 21:05:49

I'd eat it, but it'd probably take me all day...plus I don't like mushrooms and you'd have to fry up all the cold cuts...

Archon810

31-10-2005 21:13:00

how do u misspell every word in ur title?

EBPIsMaR

31-10-2005 21:16:56

[quote40bfe6cfee="Archon810"]how do u misspell every word in ur title?[/quote40bfe6cfee]

no i just instead of A, i put E, in sandwich that is... if thats your problem then fuck off...

whatisntseen

31-10-2005 21:20:03

I Showed this to my friend and he went ballistic!!

ilanbg

31-10-2005 21:55:43

[quote26a3083e7b="Archon810"]how do u misspell every word in ur title?[/quote26a3083e7b]
He spelled "30,000" correctly. wink

Lunarpancake

31-10-2005 22:05:56

in NJ we have a stoner hangout that makes sandwiches like that.....although not 30K cal's


theyre glorious....ugly looking but glorious.

Archon810

01-11-2005 00:16:49

[quote77db3b3aab="EBPIsMaR"][quote77db3b3aab="Archon810"]how do u misspell every word in ur title?[/quote77db3b3aab]

no i just instead of A, i put E, in sandwich that is... if thats your problem then fuck off...[/quote77db3b3aab]

how about a calorY? i said every word, 30,000 isn't a word.

Archon810

01-11-2005 00:17:17

[quoteae3ff70409="EBPIsMaR"][quoteae3ff70409="Archon810"]how do u misspell every word in ur title?[/quoteae3ff70409]

no i just instead of A, i put E, in sandwich that is... if thats your problem then fuck off...[/quoteae3ff70409]

oh, and FUCK OFF right back at ya.

theysayjump

01-11-2005 00:22:37

[quotedfb666b398="Archon810"][quotedfb666b398="EBPIsMaR"][quotedfb666b398="Archon810"]how do u misspell every word in ur title?[/quotedfb666b398]

no i just instead of A, i put E, in sandwich that is... if thats your problem then fuck off...[/quotedfb666b398]

how about a calorY? i said every word, 30,000 isn't a word.[/quotedfb666b398]

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http//www.answers.com/topic/calorie

liquidskin

01-11-2005 07:02:58

[quoteaa3e4d6132="Lunarpancake"]in NJ we have a stoner hangout that makes sandwiches like that.....although not 30K cal's


theyre glorious....ugly looking but glorious.[/quoteaa3e4d6132]

what place are you talkin about and where is it

Jake

01-11-2005 07:23:30

Heart attack on a bun!

JOSHBOX

01-11-2005 09:08:35

www.free30kcaloriesandwich.com

EBPIsMaR

01-11-2005 13:17:59

[quote519e0d61e7="Archon810"][quote519e0d61e7="EBPIsMaR"][quote519e0d61e7="Archon810"]how do u misspell every word in ur title?[/quote519e0d61e7]

no i just instead of A, i put E, in sandwich that is... if thats your problem then fuck off...[/quote519e0d61e7]

how about a calorY? i said every word, 30,000 isn't a word.[/quote519e0d61e7]

like i said.. YOU DONT WANT IT WITH ME!

http//www.google.com/search?hs=mYN&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&q=calory&btnG=Search

Archon810

01-11-2005 13:44:52

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RocLaFamilia

01-11-2005 14:03:33

[quoteb7f3928b22="liquidskin"][quoteb7f3928b22="Lunarpancake"]in NJ we have a stoner hangout that makes sandwiches like that.....although not 30K cal's


theyre glorious....ugly looking but glorious.[/quoteb7f3928b22]

what place are you talkin about and where is it[/quoteb7f3928b22]

My guess is like everywhere in NJ..NJ gota have like the biggest stoner population for the size of it