[GAME] Your wish is granted...

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Fugger

23-10-2005 21:33:49

Here is the game.

One person wishes for something like

I wish I never had to go to school.

Then another person will post saying something like

Your wish is granted, now you have to work full-time instead of going to school.

And in the same post you make your wish after granting the other one.

So the two posts would look like this

[quoteedb70555fb="Person 1"]I wish I never had to go to school.[/quoteedb70555fb]
[quoteedb70555fb="Person 2"]Granted. Now you have to work full-time instead of going to school.

I wish I could fly.[/quoteedb70555fb]

Lets go.

I wish I had my dream job.

FreeOffersNow

23-10-2005 21:35:57

Granted. Now you have to live with STD's for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Nutrageous.

patwalls99

23-10-2005 21:37:20

[quote3d6737f3ab="Fugger"]

I wish I had my dream job.[/quote3d6737f3ab]

Your wish is granted, now you work at Enron.

I wish I had herpes.

Daggoth

23-10-2005 21:38:00

Granted. You have a 10 year old Nutrageous

I wish I was in Heaven.

Fugger

23-10-2005 21:39:19

Granted. You have to sit outside the gates forever.

I wish I had herpes.

x323smostwantedx

23-10-2005 21:43:08

[quoted1bfca99b2="Fugger"]Granted. You have to sit outside the gates forever.

I wish I had herpes.[/quoted1bfca99b2]
Your wish is granted, now you will live with bumps all your life.
I wish I was a millionaire.

theman2005

23-10-2005 21:45:00

Granted. Now you turn into Bill Gates and everyone hate you.
I wish I had BMW.

Fugger

23-10-2005 21:47:37

Granted. BMW accidentally used large amounts of abestos insulation in that model.

I wish I was taller.

Allen626

23-10-2005 21:48:22

[quote75fc013db1="theman2005"]Granted. Now you turn into Bill Gates and everyone hate you.
I wish I had BMW.[/quote75fc013db1]

Granted. You get it stolen, and insurance does not cover it.

Allen626

23-10-2005 21:48:50

[quote43e5d36fe9="Fugger"]Granted. BMW accidentally used large amounts of abestos insulation in that model.

I wish I was taller.[/quote43e5d36fe9]

Granted now everyone asks you if you play basketball

I wish my x850 xt would run quake 4 better

theman2005

23-10-2005 21:51:41

Granted. You no longer have a life.
I wish i had a X850 XT

kdollar

23-10-2005 21:55:23

granted. now your banned from FiPG.

I wish I had a genie.

h3x

23-10-2005 21:58:56

Granted. You can no longer acheive an erection.

I wish I had a neverending back of pot.

halfbreed

23-10-2005 22:01:01

Granted. Your genie is blind, deaf, and retarded.

I wish girls wanted me everytime they saw me

This was my 1337 post D

Fugger

23-10-2005 22:03:01

Granted. They wanted you to move away.

I wish Adult Swim was its own channel.

h3x

23-10-2005 22:04:50

Granted. All programs on that channel is gay porn.

I wish I had a hot asian sex slave.

JUNIOR6886

23-10-2005 22:06:45

[quote650ad60f5d="Fugger"]Granted. They wanted you to move away.

I wish Adult Swim was its own channel.[/quote650ad60f5d]

Granted.

Now you cant have cable so you cant watch their shows anymore D
I wish I could go skydiving and snowboarding someday....

Fugger

23-10-2005 22:06:49

Granted His name is Wong

I wish I had a hot female asian sex slave.

h3x

23-10-2005 22:08:38

Granted. Shes has a massive clitoris and has AIDS

I wish I was physically immortal

Batman

23-10-2005 22:15:48

Granted. Your mind still degrades with time.

I wish that my order would go STV.

h3x

23-10-2005 22:17:02

Granted. They send you the wrong item and refuse to correct the problem.

I wish I had a 12" penis

bballp6699

23-10-2005 22:22:13

Your penis stretched out to 12" and now it's a mm thick...

I wish I had a six figure job.

Batman

23-10-2005 22:25:07

Granted. You're now fat, lonely, and old.

I wish I could slam dunk.

theysayjump

23-10-2005 22:27:14

[quote1b9999cf1a="Batman"]Granted. You're now fat, lonely, and old.

I wish I could slam dunk.[/quote1b9999cf1a]

Granted. You now mistake basketball hoops for toilets.

I wish I smelled like cheese.

Batman

23-10-2005 22:31:03

Granted. You now look like cheese.

I wish that my sweat smelled like roses.

kdollar

23-10-2005 22:31:23

Granted. someone cut the cheese.

I wish I owned freepay.

theysayjump

23-10-2005 22:35:37

[quote53b2e51ef8="kdollar"]Granted. someone cut the cheese.

I wish I owned freepay.[/quote53b2e51ef8]

Granted. Oc now own Freepay.

I wish my eyes were ginger.

bballp6699

23-10-2005 22:37:11

Granted. I just ate your eyes with Sushi...

I wish I could jump into the TV and join the show.

h3x

23-10-2005 22:40:08

Granted. The TV show you joined was Will & Grace.

I wish I had the world's fastest computer.

theysayjump

23-10-2005 22:41:24

[quote823e014c88="h3x"]Granted. The TV show you joined was Will & Grace.

I wish I had the world's fastest computer.[/quote823e014c88]

Granted. It puts on its shoes and runs away.

I wish people wouldn't look at me like I have a window on my back.

h3x

23-10-2005 22:42:53

Granted. That very beer gave you alcohol poisoning and you died.

I wish I had a fleshlight.

nicd.01

23-10-2005 22:55:20

Granted. You get one slightly used fleshlight.

I wish I had some sushi.

theysayjump

23-10-2005 22:59:14

Granted. It's ginger-eyebrow flavour.

I wish this thread was locked.

Cash4Cookies

23-10-2005 23:04:06

granted. roses now smell like shit.

I wish I had gonorrea

edit, im high and dont know whats going on!

bballp6699

23-10-2005 23:04:07

Granted. Admin made me mod and I just locked the thread, but I've also created havok on the forums. Muhahah...

I wish I owned the Eagles and 76ers.

theysayjump

23-10-2005 23:07:40

Granted. You get owned by an eagle who then steals your keyboard.

I wish I could.

Fugger

24-10-2005 07:07:01

Granted But you can never stop. Ever.

I wish we had 28 hour days.

Fugger

24-10-2005 07:44:53

Granted You can, but you can never stop. Ever.

I wish we had 28 hour days.

Fugger

24-10-2005 07:46:35

Granted But now there are less days on the weekend.

I wish this lady sitting near me would stop singing.

hairyferry

24-10-2005 07:49:35

Granted now you start singin

I wish everytime I snapped my fingers anyone I wanted appeared naked in front of me.

Fugger

24-10-2005 08:00:52

Granted But you are in jail and they appear outside your cell.

I wish I had a personal hellicopter.

abrock124

24-10-2005 09:03:50

Granted, but the world floods and you have nowhere to go

I wish i didnt have to pay my $125 parking ticket

tracemhunter

24-10-2005 09:47:56

granted. but now you have to ride a bike everywhere.

i wish i could eat 5 arby's sandwiches in one sitting.

Fugger

24-10-2005 09:52:05

Granted Now you have gained so much weight you have to be forklifted around.

I wish getting a healthier lunch was easier.

h3x

24-10-2005 10:34:55

Granted. You eat nothing but grass clippings outside a McDonald's.

I wish I'll pass my drug test tommorow.

theysayjump

24-10-2005 11:03:25

Granted. You don't get the job anyway.

I wish people believed me.

JUNIOR6886

24-10-2005 11:10:16

granted.
Now people take EVERYTHING you say seriously so you cant make jokes or sarcastic comments anymore D

I wish freepay would approve my free nano account today roll

h3x

24-10-2005 11:10:26

Granted. They make an irreversible error and ship it to my house

I wish I had my own pay phone.

bballp6699

24-10-2005 11:13:04

Granted. You got the pay phone, but I stole it.

I wish I had NFL ticket.

theysayjump

24-10-2005 11:13:22

Granted. Someone steals it from you and sets it on fire in front of you.

I wish I could make sarcastic comments again.

Fugger

24-10-2005 11:46:11

Granted Now you only make sarcastic comments and no one ever beleives you ever again.

I wish I had a never ending supply of Affy Tapples.

theysayjump

24-10-2005 11:51:36

Granted. I wish you had a never ending supply of pencils......yup I really do.

I wish I knew the difference between Irony and Coincidence roll

dudeextrem2000

24-10-2005 13:40:33

Granted

Irony The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

Coincidence A sequence of events that although accidental seems to have been planned or arranged.

I wish i had 2 wishes

tracemhunter

24-10-2005 13:50:17

granted. you lost your brain so you cannot think.

i wish i had a wall full of plasmas.

h3x

24-10-2005 14:10:22

Granted. Now you don't know what to do with a wall of donated blood.

I wish I had my own TV theme music

theysayjump

24-10-2005 14:57:45

Granted. It's the theme tune to Sesame Street.

I wish Faster was a little bit Fox.