HAHAHAHAH our dumb president hears things

god talks to george bush..

George bush is spoken to by god[=http//news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051006/en_afp/mideastbritainusiraq;_ylt=Ar3z1SEI2PQKRYUlD1CRSiADW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl%22] George bush is spoken to by god

LONDON (AFP) - US President George W. Bush allegedly said God told him to invade Iraq and Afghanistan, a new BBC documentary will reveal, according to details.

Bush made the claim when he met Palestinian leader Mahmud Abbas and then foreign minister Nabil Shaath in June 2003, the ministers told the documentary series to be broadcast in Britain later this month.

The US leader also told them he had been ordered by God to create a Palestinian state, the ministers said.

Shaath, now the Palestinian information minister, said " President Bush said to all of us 'I'm driven with a mission from God.

'God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan'.'

"And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq...' And I did.

"'And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East.' And by God I'm gonna do it'," said Shaath.

Abbas, who was also at the meeting in the Egyptian resort of Sharm al-Sheikh, recalled how the president told him "I have a moral and religious obligation.

"So I will get you a Palestinian state."

A BBC spokesman said the content of the programme had been put to the White House but it had refused to comment on a private conversation.

The three-part series, "Elusive Peace Israel and the Arabs", charts the attempts to bring peace to the Middle East, from former US president Bill Clinton's peace talks in 1999-2000 to Israel's withdrawal from the Gaza strip.

The programme speaks to presidents and prime ministers, their generals and ministers, about what happened behind closed doors as the peace talks failed and the intifada grew.

The series is due to be screened in Britain on October 10, 17 and 24.

Pretty scary, IMO.

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................

holy shit the report is true

http//www.aljazeera.com/cgi-bin/news_service/middle_east_full_story.asp?service_id=9677

http//www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1587122,00.html
White House denies Bush God claims

lol so funny. <3 our president

That is scary. Aljazzera, always a credit source.

"god told me to tell you all should sign up for my sites"

-JuG

So God told President Bush to smite the Iraqis who claim they are God's chosen people? ? Something doesn't add up here and I didn't know God took sides. lol

GOD told me that Jug was lying and that you need to sign up for my sites or go immediatly to hell!!! bow

gold told both of you to stfu jk lol
EDIT GOD lol

--Karma For Not OBEYING!!! You will do it bullseye!!

If God does exist, he (why do people place a gender on God in the first place?) doesn't talk to anybody directly. Not even to the pope, even he has to "interpret" god's will just like every other person who believes in god. People have been using the "because God told me so" excuse as justification for centuries. lol

I sincerely hope this isn't true. It could explain his weird teeth grinding thing, though...

Whateva http//www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=27

[quote7dc33bd7f2="nicd.01"]I sincerely hope this isn't true. It could explain his weird teeth grinding thing, though...[/quote7dc33bd7f2]

http//news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4320586.stm

its the only logical explanation... if you want to call religion logical that is.

No doubt you all have already heard of this, but on the off chance that you haven't

http//www.venganza.org/[]http//www.venganza.org/

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lol lol lol

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If you liked that, you may enjoy

http//www.engadget.com/entry/1234000413059419/[]http//www.engadget.com/entry/1234000413059419/

George bush ... confused2

Semi-funny comic about him
http//biggercheese.com/comics/0587.png[]http//biggercheese.com/comics/0587.png

[quotee7e4e07b72="theysayjump"][quotee7e4e07b72] You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.[/quotee7e4e07b72]

lol lol lol[/quotee7e4e07b72]

That was great indeed. +karma for Keith!

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Hi all - I am new on your site and just having a browse around and I have to say

I am sure glad this guy ain't in charge of the country I live in!!!

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[quote2e0c734989="HackerGal"][/color2e0c734989]
Hi all - I am new on your site and just having a browse around and I have to say

I am sure glad this guy ain't in charge of the country I live in!!!

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Yeah, you're very lucky. Welcome to the site!

[b1c568f341e]lino commentli[/b1c568f341e][/size1c568f341e]

[quotee636df3ade="Godrockdj"][be636df3ade]lino commentli[/be636df3ade][/sizee636df3ade][/quotee636df3ade]

Than don't post in here. lol

[quote4bc0632972="J4320"][quote4bc0632972="Godrockdj"][b4bc0632972]lino commentli[/b4bc0632972][/size4bc0632972][/quote4bc0632972]

Than don't post in here. lol[/quote4bc0632972]

Ok, how about I'm not going to post a longer comment because I don't want a flamewar http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/40ff104a8d74c81e919488ef2d3aa86d.gif[" alt=""/img4bc0632972]

HAHAHAHAH liaguy[/colorfe09bcecf9] doesn't know how to interpret a news story

[quote7b8b3e9af3="Godrockdj"][quote7b8b3e9af3="J4320"][quote7b8b3e9af3="Godrockdj"][b7b8b3e9af3]lino commentli[/b7b8b3e9af3][/size7b8b3e9af3][/quote7b8b3e9af3]

Than don't post in here. lol[/quote7b8b3e9af3]

Ok, how about I'm not going to post a longer comment because I don't want a flamewar http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/40ff104a8d74c81e919488ef2d3aa86d.gif[" alt=""/img7b8b3e9af3][/quote7b8b3e9af3]

Good point. D

[quote99ac398a6b="Godrockdj"][quote99ac398a6b="J4320"][quote99ac398a6b="Godrockdj"][b99ac398a6b]lino commentli[/b99ac398a6b][/size99ac398a6b][/quote99ac398a6b]

Than don't post in here. lol[/quote99ac398a6b]

Ok, how about I'm not going to post a longer comment because I don't want a flamewar http//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/40ff104a8d74c81e919488ef2d3aa86d.gif[" alt=""/img99ac398a6b][/quote99ac398a6b]

are flamewars or something? shrug