Anyone need a laugh?

Here's an email I got not once, not twice, but FIVE TIMES in the span of several minutes

From "Kevin Holesh" <kevh@nauticom.net>
To <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
Subject earlynovember6th unbanning

i was wondering if you could unban "earlynovember6th" from the forum in your site...he put up links to his conga line and then someone told him to read the rules..he did and by the time he went to delete them it was too late...he had already been banned...if you unban him i will make sure he doesnt do that again he justs wants to put regular posts up and look at the forums...thank you
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Now, please understand that the poster he mentioned is a real jackass who broke the rules OVER AND OVER AND OVER. And I'm a reasonable person--if you convince me you've changed, I'll unban you. But sending the same message 5 times just pisses the hell out of me. Here's my reply

To "Kevin Holesh" <kevh@nauticom.net>
Subject Re earlynovember6th unbanning

Guess what, jackhole? Because you send me this god forsaken excuse for a message a full FIVE TIMES, not only will he never be unbanned, now YOU are IP banned. Have a nice life.
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And his eloquent reply
From "Kevin Holesh" <kevh@nauticom.net>
To <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
Subject Re earlynovember6th unbanning

well someone looks like hes getting pleasure out of this one...you like
shoving crap in peoples faces even when theyre nice...guess what...youre the
jackhole....have a sucky life
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Minutes later, I receive this nearly-empty message

From "Kevin Holesh" <kevh@nauticom.net>
To <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
Subject bye bye

i hope you enjoy these
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There weren't any attachments or anything. Another few minutes pass

From "Kevin Holesh" <kevh@nauticom.net>
To <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
Subject


i have to do these all before you block my email address
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I'm honestly puzzled at what he's trying to do here. Finally, I get a message with some content

From "Kevin Holesh" <kevh@nauticom.net>
To <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
Subject read this one...its good


i think you like having all this power...you can ban people...then you make them feel bad even when they didnt mean to hurt you...wow you lead a sad sad life...you have a website...so do i...and i admit yours is doing better than mine...but power really does corrupt people...even when its not real power...its the power to ban someone...its not like ill lead a horrible life now that i cant view your forum...or earlynovember6th...someone who has no life only does this kind of stuff...i probably spent all of an hour on my site and its doing fine...but you...you probably spent half of your teenage life plotting out how to ruin other teens lives...well guess what buddy...just b/c you drive a beamer doesnt make you special...or bc you go to a fancy pants private high school...i guess you are gonna lead a sad life...although maybe you could make a business getting free stuff and selling it for money...although that might break a few laws in a certain few states...just wanted to let you know you have no power over me...i will lead a happier life now that i know im better than someone in the world...you...even though you have a beamer and a free ipod...that doesnt make you cool...you just are a nerd who just happens to have rich parents...guess what...you are a jackhole!

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I hope you find this kid as funny as I do.

I don't feel the need to justify myself here, but for those who are wondering
a) My family is below-average in this county, financially
b) My 'beemer' is over ten years old and was cheap as hell
c) The majority of my tuition is paid for with a scholarship; the rest by my generous grandmother.

So if anyone wants to have some fun, his email= address is email=kevh@nauticom.netkevh@nauticom.net address is email=kevh@nauticom.netkevh@nauticom.net/email
His IP is 66.212.141.89
And believe it or not, this absolute genius uses the ultra-secure Outlook Express for email.

lol that's good stuff!! -)

yea my family is also 'a)'

Update! After his last message, I sent him

From <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
To "Kevin Holesh" <kevh@nauticom.net>
Sent Tuesday, October 26, 2004 1006 PM
Subject Re read this one...its good



Keep them coming! We're all laughing our asses off in the chat and on the forums!
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Didn't hear back for a while, until
To <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
Subject Re read this one...its good


i really dont think i need to waste any more of my time dissing you...im sure you get enough of that at your rich high school you go to...its just sad how you think youre better than people just because youre rich...i hope you grow up to live on a street corner somewhere...like people in the city usually do...they have to sell drugs to feed their kids...while you drive a beamer and go to a rich little suburban high school....makes you feel real good doesnt it...well i just hope you end up poor like some of us...and cant really afford an ipod or computer or whatever...if i had one wish it would be that you live on a street forever...and then die a lonely painful death...just think about that

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Then right after,
To <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
Subject idea?


i have an idea...instead of us emailing back and forth...you unban me and we can just argue there...that way you dont have to post all my kind messages i send to you...just a thought
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I replied
To "Kevin Holesh" <kevh@nauticom.net>
Subject Re idea?


I like this way better. Please send more grammatically weak, presumptuous and incorrect "letters". We're all waiting eagerly for your reply.
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Will the hilarity never end?

lol

thats a riot.

my family is pretty poor right now but they get by.
bankruptcy and all that fun stuff.
i spent quite a bit of time being homeless, living alone on the streets of phoenix arizona, because my family was in wisconsin and couldnt afford to send me money for a bus ticket.
only reason i got home was because i found some place that was willing to help me get a bus ticket home where atleast my mom and stepdad could put a roof over my head while i looked for work.

i've had to work for everything i have now, which still isnt much.
id like to have an mp3 player to listen to.

i hate it when people try throwing that "you must have lots of money" shit in my face.

"kevin holesh" probably doesn't know what real life is like.
sit there and throw a fit because he got banned for being stupid and disrespectfull.
he has no clue what POOR realy is.
try living out of a backpack, consisting of a change of clothes and a small blanket. i had a tape player / walkman though. all the other bums were jelous. 8)

hey kevin, suck it up you pussy! life is a bitch, and you may just have to live without that mp3 player you seem to want so badly.

So assuming from all our incomes in here (or parents incomes) we are all democrats I can guess lol

I used to live in a bad neighborhood. There were shootings a lot and gangs walking up and down our street. One day someone fired an automatic through my window but nothing hit me. My dad is self employed and his business started doing really well, since Enron gave him a lot of work. He was reeling in the dough. We moved out of that ghetto to the smallest house of a rich place in houston. Now since enron lied and went bankrupt and my dad lost a lot of work, its kind of hard for him. He goes to work at 7 in the morning and comes back around 10 or 11 and night. But at least I still live in the rich area and I'm not homeless lol

btw, my dads taxes are over 40% thats frickin insane.

and that big "tax cut" gave him 400 bucks, he can really do a lot with that... roll

Update! Got another one from our friend the English major

To <bar-of-soap@bar-of-soap.com>
Subject Re idea?


i could type to you more grammatically correct and use periods right and
stuff...but i dont think you really deserve that kind of treatment...and
whats presumptous and incorrect about them? that i say youre rich...you are rich and snobby and a complete "jackhole" wait...i think im wrong....you must be cool...you are rich...probably have a slut girlfriend...and probably wear preppy shirts from abercrombie...that must make you cool...just be thankful you were born rich unlike some of us who actually have to earn enough money just to survive...i hope you get to experience what its like to be poor...i honestly hope that your family goes bankrupt and you lose your house, car, and everything else you own...then youll know what it feels like to be me...i really hope that happens now

I find it really hard to believe your family is "below average" living in California and with you driving a BMW but to each its own i guess

I'm aware that compared to the vast majority of the world I and everyone else here who even has access to the internet are incredibly rich and fortunate. My point is merely that for this county, we are below average. Is a $6600 car that tough to get your mind around? In the grand scheme of things its really not all that much money...

yeah internet and computers are awesome. If my dad wasn't a computer animater and graphic desinger, I wouldn't have these comps. (but maybe i'd be richer if he was a brain surgent lol )

AH HA HA HA ha ha ha haaa! Jesus what a tool! Personally, I don't think driving a $6600 car qualifies you as rich no matter what kind of car it is... If some jackass sold you a ferrari for 6 Gs would that make you rich? No. Actually, I think if all you can afford is a $6000 car, it kinda makes you broke. wink

Well for a first car I think a $6600 BMW is pretty nice, however it does not in any way imply that you are a rich person. Cars are no sort of measure for this, my parents had a five year old Ford Windstar and a fairly new Subaru Outback yet we lived in a fairly wealthy area (Chappaqua, NY in Westchester County - where Bill Clinton has his NY home). We don't anymore though, it's too expensive.

My brother uses my dads 1995 truck. (

[quoted80e0100e2="hacktek"]I find it really hard to believe your family is "below average" living in California and with you driving a BMW but to each its own i guess[/quoted80e0100e2]

only rich people live in california, right

[quote6c5a07ca70="tetro"][quote6c5a07ca70="hacktek"]I find it really hard to believe your family is "below average" living in California and with you driving a BMW but to each its own i guess[/quote6c5a07ca70]

only rich people live in california, right[/quote6c5a07ca70]

And pornstars.

and hookers

And hooray for them ;)

[quote9039f79b41="hacktek"]And hooray for them ;)[/quote9039f79b41]

lol lol lol

sorry to bring up an old thread... but THIS is the same guy who has recently launched the "Own 4 Free" network .......

See my detailed post

http//www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=68214

I would consider him a "past" scammer, according to the gearlive posting. And this also shows that Kevin, was the "earlynovember6th" user that he was trying to get unbanned....

i hope he likes gay porn in his outlook inbox....

[quoteb1f19c18c0="hairyferry"]i hope he likes gay porn in his outlook inbox....[/quoteb1f19c18c0]

Hahahhahahahahahahaha.

Its old but I loled. Thanks for that and sry for the ppl who got scammed, i read that other thread.

ok that bitch IS a past scammer i have everything logged since the beginning in spreasheet with emails and site links.

and screenshots of offers both ways from quicktrade days.

lovely, i never caught on or cared about that network or i would have yelled about it right away, sorry yall.


well thats that i guess, hes probably gonna run away with money.

[quoteef81fbaff3="Rampage575"][quoteef81fbaff3="Admin"]

I like this way better. Please send more grammatically weak, presumptuous and incorrect "letters". We're all waiting eagerly for your reply.
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lol, i nearly shit a brick after I got to this part...can't wait to see what happens next![/quoteef81fbaff3]

nothing happened next. you can go to sleep now.

[quotef9a4909e99="EatChex89"][quotef9a4909e99="Rampage575"][quotef9a4909e99="Admin"]

I like this way better. Please send more grammatically weak, presumptuous and incorrect "letters". We're all waiting eagerly for your reply.
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[/quotef9a4909e99]

lol, i nearly shit a brick after I got to this part...can't wait to see what happens next![/quotef9a4909e99]

nothing happened next. you can go to sleep now.[/quotef9a4909e99]

Isn't it past your bed time or is your mommy letting you stay up late tonight?

Sent him 3000 e-mails telling him to pay off his dues. Thank god for mass mailer ;)

[quote7e0848e11d="BlingKing"]btw, my dads taxes are over 40% thats frickin insane.[/quote7e0848e11d]

Same, it's ridiculous. He isn't self-employed, but he is a partner at the CPA firm he works for, so he is considered self-employed.

I love when people say they grew up in the ghetto, but they never tell you exactly which one. ;) Guess growing up in a ghetto gives you hella street cred, so why aren't I more popular?

Anywho, I don't even think I read this thread when it was created, lol.

You could have just referenced this thread rather than bringing it back up.

[quotedfd9853bd0="johnjimjones"]You could have just referenced this thread rather than bringing it back up.[/quotedfd9853bd0]

Nah, it was funny to read D

he should go and blame Bill Gates... if he's so upset about not being poor then go get a job (well.. perhaps one that does not require grammatical skills...)

and it's such generalization saying everyone in Cali is rich... ever took the LA metro and bus at night?? that's like a joke...