Learning HTML.... Lol

Live forum: http://forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=23153

J4320

28-09-2005 19:28:26

It's kind of funny. I'm in an internet class and we are making our first websites. We had to pick a character and make a profile for him so I just went with the evil monkey from family guy.

The funny part is how most of these sites look all 80's and stuff(if the public internet was even around back then). I'm trying to make mine look as non oldish as I can but I don't know how to do HTML too well.

I just thought it was kind of funny how some people in my class can have that kind of a web page and live with it. I'm not saying that my website thing is so much better than theirs.... And I'm not trying to put down my class mates but um... They seem like a free geocities site. But what should I expect... We're learning. So far I like making web sites and stuff.

That'd be hilarious if I made a bunch of nice photoshop and flash stuff and hosted it somewhere then used it while I was at school.

But anyway, here's the link[=http//www.fca-schools.org/students/ea/individual/]here's the link. Feel free to critisize and make fun. Some of the halo ones aren't that bad. The tables look ugly though. And my table has an ugly gray bar on it for some reason. I need to take that off somehow.

Which one do you think sucks the most?

Blink182=Gone

28-09-2005 19:29:36

what is your name?

J4320

28-09-2005 19:30:25

J4320.... J........ Josh.......... Has the evil monkey from his avatar on his site.....

Admin

28-09-2005 19:30:52

SWEET JESUS SEND THAT SITE BACK TO HELL

bballp6699

28-09-2005 19:31:02

His name is Josh.

I hit reply and then looked at the site, so yeah, I was a bit slow.

Aaron's is pretty good.

Blink182=Gone

28-09-2005 19:31:08

[quote8c56f46a26="J4320"]J4320.... J........ Josh.......... Has the evil monkey from his avatar on his site.....[/quote8c56f46a26]

would've never guessed.....lol

halfbreed

28-09-2005 19:31:46

I'm not sure were your going with it. But your learning so you've got a ways to go.

ajrock2000

28-09-2005 19:33:01

[quotec718751615="Admin"]SWEET JESUS SEND THAT SITE BACK TO HELL[/quotec718751615]

lol

slease

28-09-2005 19:33:25

Not bad for your first try. And for future reference the first personal webpages began showing up around 93-94ish. But they were all on Geocities or AOL because it cost 100s to buy a domain and host it. I wish I could find all my first webpages but they are all long gone. I had a great Nirvana one... and later on a South Park one.

Anyone remember dial in BBS's? Those were the shit.

Blink182=Gone

28-09-2005 19:33:40

[quotef4e3ec38cd="bballp6699"]Aaron's is pretty good.[/quotef4e3ec38cd]

agreed. wink

J4320

28-09-2005 19:33:41

[quoteb72b1473e5="Admin"]SWEET JESUS SEND THAT SITE BACK TO HELL[/quoteb72b1473e5]

Lol I knew the admin wouldn't be able to resist from posting in this thread. lol

I really don't know what to do with mine other than just list some profile stuff. I guess that's what I'm suppose to do.

Should I add something else?

bballp6699

28-09-2005 19:34:17

What is with all the gay topics? Dora the Explorer, Marvin the Martian, and Jimmy Neutron...?

ajrock2000

28-09-2005 19:34:20

[quote66197e65d8="J4320"][quote66197e65d8="Admin"]SWEET JESUS SEND THAT SITE BACK TO HELL[/quote66197e65d8]

Lol I knew the admin wouldn't be able to resist from posting in this thread. lol

I really don't know what to do with mine other than just list some profile stuff. I guess that's what I'm suppose to do.

Should I add something else?[/quote66197e65d8]

Your referral links. lol lol

halfbreed

28-09-2005 19:35:28

Trent's is definately the best.

bballp6699

28-09-2005 19:35:38

When you get to class tomorrow, smack the shit out of Jordan for such a gay flashing site.

J4320

28-09-2005 19:36:57

[quotee0e4590559="bballp6699"]What is with all the gay topics? Dora the Explorer, Marvin the Martian, and Jimmy Neutron...?[/quotee0e4590559]

I have no idea.... The kid next to me saw my evil monkey and he thought of family guy and made peter griffin. One girl thought it be cute to do dora and everyone else decided to pick weird stuff I guess.... Or they're just into that. ?

And good one ajrock. lol

J4320

28-09-2005 19:39:03

[quote589fe9ea30="bballp6699"]When you get to class tomorrow, smack the shit out of Jordan for such a gay flashing site.[/quote589fe9ea30]

LOL! You made me laugh so hard my eyes watered. You're seriously the funniest FiPG user. D

+Karma

And yours was pretty good too, halfbreed.

Admin

28-09-2005 19:40:50

I dont care about the content, but why is everything in tables? Tables are evil.

Also, I still have my first site. I went through the trouble of mirroring it for permanent posterity a few weeks ago.

I was 11 and "coding" on a 486/100mhz with 16mb ram and a 14.4 modem on geocities.

http//www.bar-of-soap.com/fishkid

The original travesty is at
http//www.geocities.com/RainForest/6483 (still remember the url) but the bandwidth is going to get killed fast if you guys use it.

liquidskin

28-09-2005 19:41:43

I like Matt's.. he seems to have gotten alot accomplished.

tracemhunter

28-09-2005 19:41:52

that johnny guy deserves to die

bballp6699

28-09-2005 19:42:56

Yeah, but not quite as much as Mike.

J4320

28-09-2005 19:44:48

[quote40a1fe1453="Admin"]I dont care about the content, but why is everything in tables? Tables are evil.

Also, I still have my first site. I went through the trouble of mirroring it for permanent posterity a few weeks ago.

I was 11 and "coding" on a 486/100mhz with 16mb ram and a 14.4 modem on geocities.

http//www.bar-of-soap.com/fishkid

The original travesty is at
http//www.geocities.com/RainForest/6483 (still remember the url) but the bandwidth is going to get killed fast if you guys use it.[/quote40a1fe1453]

Lol I recognize that little kid voice saying welcome to my page. It's from that site with that kid trying to get a girlfriend.... Right?

And yeah I agree with you. I hate tables. I don't see them as very useful and they seem outdated to me. How do you do that pop up stuff at the beginning of the page?

halfbreed

28-09-2005 19:45:36

[quotedf23ccc8ad="Admin"]I dont care about the content, but why is everything in tables? Tables are evil.

Also, I still have my first site. I went through the trouble of mirroring it for permanent posterity a few weeks ago.

I was 11 and "coding" on a 486/100mhz with 16mb ram and a 14.4 modem on geocities.

http//www.bar-of-soap.com/fishkid

The original travesty is at
http//www.geocities.com/RainForest/6483 (still remember the url) but the bandwidth is going to get killed fast if you guys use it.[/quotedf23ccc8ad]

You were a pretty leet 11 year old.

ajrock2000

28-09-2005 19:46:43

[quote848b48a262="J4320"]How do you do that pop up stuff at the beginning of the page?[/quote848b48a262]

Id imagine just a javascript alert box.

liquidskin

28-09-2005 19:48:17

[quote64b6244185="J4320"]

Lol I recognize that little kid voice saying welcome to my page. It's from that site with that kid trying to get a girlfriend.... Right?

[/quote64b6244185]

oh my god! +kma to the person who can find that site.. Im DYING to see that!

Admin

28-09-2005 19:48:47

[quotea2d960b2be="J4320"]
Lol I recognize that little kid voice saying welcome to my page. It's from that site with that kid trying to get a girlfriend.... Right?

And yeah I agree with you. I hate tables. I don't see them as very useful and they seem outdated to me. How do you do that pop up stuff at the beginning of the page?[/quotea2d960b2be]

No, that's really my voice at age 11. There's another WAV on there too, if you know where to look (hint keep your EYE OUT FOR IT).

The popups are very simple javascript, something like
[code1a2d960b2be]
<body onload="if (prompt('blah blah blah yes or no') != 1) window.location='http://www.google.com'">
[/code1a2d960b2be]

J4320

28-09-2005 19:51:03

This class is REALLY easy. We have "gameshow friday" every friday and our teacher asks us the easiest stuff and people still can't get it.

liquidskin

28-09-2005 19:51:52

/me waits in Admins first site chatroom.

Allen626

28-09-2005 19:52:19

I like simple sites, but most sites are not built with just HTML. There is many languages behind them, PHP is a common view site. There are things like Perl but I think that is a more of a behind the scenes language (I dont make websites \). But HTML is easy, it is just internet lingo that you pick up if you spend a lot of time on the net. Dont really need a class to teach you html D.

At 11 I made a geocities site with there site builder, and some HTML. It was my dogs pictures I think at first and jokes. And then it turned into Final Fantasy 7 fan site with strategy guides and everything. I really cant remeber what came first, FF7 or my dogs. I had a guestboard too D.

I believe it was on 56k 486, or maybe a 386. It could have been 14.4, but I dont think so. My dad programmed on the Commodore 128, and was keeping up with technology because of that experience. We had DSL when it first hit the markets, actually before we where suppose to because we where so far away from the RT.

J4320

28-09-2005 19:53:06

[quoteb93ab04cbb="liquidskin"][quoteb93ab04cbb="J4320"]

Lol I recognize that little kid voice saying welcome to my page. It's from that site with that kid trying to get a girlfriend.... Right?

[/quoteb93ab04cbb]

oh my god! +kma to the person who can find that site.. Im DYING to see that![/quoteb93ab04cbb]

http//www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/

slease

28-09-2005 19:53:28

[quoteaa153ce415="Allen626"]I like simple sites, but most sites are not built with just HTML. There is many languages behind them, PHP is a common view site. There are things like Perl but I think that is a more of a behind the scenes language (I dont make websites \). But HTML is easy, it is just internet lingo that you pick up if you spend a lot of time on the net. Dont really need a class to teach you html D.[/quoteaa153ce415]

But it should be an easy A, lol.

liquidskin

28-09-2005 19:55:12

[quote65c34124c1="J4320"][quote65c34124c1="liquidskin"][quote65c34124c1="J4320"]

Lol I recognize that little kid voice saying welcome to my page. It's from that site with that kid trying to get a girlfriend.... Right?

[/quote65c34124c1]

oh my god! +kma to the person who can find that site.. Im DYING to see that![/quote65c34124c1]

http//www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/[/quote65c34124c1]


HAHAHAHA, god bless you J.

JuG

28-09-2005 19:55:30

let me guess they are making you do this in wordpad.....lol i had to do this in like 8th grade and i was like WTF why are we doing this in wordpad by are we not using frontpage or something.

http//www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/girl.mp3

Allen626

28-09-2005 19:58:55

Fuck wordpad, notepad is for the pros. Real online programmers dont use WYSIWYG editors, notepad for the win.

They should teach programming classes by typing it in notepad and sending it to the compiler via command line.

halfbreed

28-09-2005 20:00:01

Parse error parse error, unexpected $ in /home/bosbos/websites/freeipodguide.com/bbclone/var/access.php on line 82

Bottom of index, not sure if you knew Admin or if your working on the forums or whatever, just telling ya

Admin

28-09-2005 20:10:50

halfbreed happens occasionally because bbclone pretty much sucks. it auto-corrects once it happens so you'll just see it every now and then.

dudeextrem2000

28-09-2005 20:16:40

i love your first site admin!!

http//www.bar-of-soap.com/fishkid/hi.wav

awesome voice!!

J4320

28-09-2005 20:19:27

I WANT TO BE A FISH KID!

J4320

28-09-2005 20:34:00

[quote42190d6612="dudeextrem2000"]i love your first site admin!!

http//www.bar-of-soap.com/fishkid/hi.wav

awesome voice!![/quote42190d6612]

It's not his.... It's him[=http//www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/the_childe.jpg]him.


And I'll try the popup window thing tomorrow. Thanks for that Admin. ;)

And I'll smack Jordan for you bball. ;)

Any other requests? lol

EatChex89

28-09-2005 22:01:26

the sites all suck.. yours isn't too bad J4320.. but i mean I understand you guys are all starting out and whatnot.

I remember when I first started out, I didn't understand shit about tables and wouldn't use them.. my webpages sucked too P

Finally I read and re-read and figured out how tables worked, and have been using them since!

Mapik

28-09-2005 22:50:52

J4320, have someone here make the site for you. I would but I've got other things to do.
Tell the teacher you wanted to learn more so you stayed up all night learning HTML, and they show her/him 'your' site.

srichter

29-09-2005 03:53:17

[quoteed117b7c07="Admin"]I dont care about the content, but why is everything in tables? Tables are evil.

Also, I still have my first site. I went through the trouble of mirroring it for permanent posterity a few weeks ago.

I was 11 and "coding" on a 486/100mhz with 16mb ram and a 14.4 modem on geocities.

http//www.bar-of-soap.com/fishkid

The original travesty is at
http//www.geocities.com/RainForest/6483 (still remember the url) but the bandwidth is going to get killed fast if you guys use it.[/quoteed117b7c07]

IFRAMES D

J4320

29-09-2005 06:16:16

[quotec6806718c7="Mapik"]J4320, have someone here make the site for you. I would but I've got other things to do.
Tell the teacher you wanted to learn more so you stayed up all night learning HTML, and they show her/him 'your' site.[/quotec6806718c7]

Lol that'd be awesome. I'd easily get the good grade for what I'm making right now but some really 1337 html in it would be cool. I can change other people's pages too. We're actually using Dreamweaver, believe it or not. That's why I wonder why it's so hard for everyone to make a non 80's style looking site.

But anyway, for all of you html masters.... What should I add to my page?

liquidskin

29-09-2005 06:22:07

[quote8d4c855f8a="J4320"]
But anyway, for all of you html masters.... What should I add to my page?[/quote8d4c855f8a]

porn.

Fugger

29-09-2005 08:11:42

Hey, I'm in a baisc HTML class too! This is teriffic! Here is my most recent assignment. It's teriffic!

http//www.stunod7.com/purdue/cis241/lab03/

bballp6699

29-09-2005 09:44:07

Fugger, ask Jordan for some help. He's really good with flash.

Brok3n_Sword

29-09-2005 10:45:32

[quoteabeaf895ae="bballp6699"]Fugger, ask Jordan for some help. He's really good with flash.[/quoteabeaf895ae]

LOL

Fugger

29-09-2005 11:06:49

[quotefeeeaf846e="bballp6699"]Fugger, ask Jordan for some help. He's really good with flash.[/quotefeeeaf846e]

hahaha... see, the funny part about that is, my name is Jordan... and that is funny.

J4320

29-09-2005 18:59:39

I told Jordan that his flash was gay and it was hard to read the page.

I was gonna slap him but he made this gay giggle and it scared me away.

dudeextrem2000

29-09-2005 19:38:18

[quote875b7e6e37="J4320"]I told Jordan that his flash was gay and it was hard to read the page.

I was gonna slap him but he made this gay giggle and it scared me away.[/quote875b7e6e37]

good job!!

J4320

04-10-2005 18:20:00

The images and text scrolling from side to side on their sites annoys me...

I've tried my best with mine... There isn't too much to work with. Is there anything that I should add?