Fuck!
goofygarber
21-09-2005 20:46:40
Remember about a week ago when I posted that joke auction to get refferals for my gratis nano site? Well, its about to end and that motherfucker has been bid up to $200! So, I'm going to ask a favor. Could one of you enter a max bid of like $300, don't worry, I won't invoice you or anything, I just don't want someone who doesn't understand that you WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BID, as it clearly states in the description (all caps for fucks sake) winning.
http//cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5809385950
I'll paypal whoever is willing to do it $5
FYI - If you are willing, make the max bid $300 so that if someone other than you bids higher and pays me, I'll just go to the Apple Store and make me a profit by shipping him a brand new ipod for way more than its worth.
goofygarber
21-09-2005 20:49:05
Also, look at this
http//cgi.ebay.com/Ipod-Nano-4GB-Black-or-White-I-pod-4-GB-NEW-Engraving_W0QQitemZ5811361405QQcategoryZ94930QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Idiots make me laugh (
Apple ships it for free, total price $250 for the 4gb. This lucky motherfucker is getting almost $300 for a product that cost him $250 =\
I can't believe people could be so stupid
stackmjwiz
21-09-2005 20:49:33
I"ll do it.
PM me.
EatChex89
21-09-2005 20:50:31
i'll bid $500
goofygarber
21-09-2005 20:50:36
Thanks )
Whats your PP address/ebay username?
goofygarber
21-09-2005 20:51:09
Chex - Don't, I want it to be $300 so that if anyone bids higher than that I just make a nice profit.
CoMpFrEaK
21-09-2005 20:51:14
lol if you want i can do it, though you can also cancel bids/make auction preapproved
EatChex89
21-09-2005 20:51:52
[quotee967c62aa7="goofygarber"]Thanks )
Whats your PP address/ebay username?[/quotee967c62aa7]
dont' want paypal. you already have enough ebay fees to pay. save it for that
i bid $300
you know you can end the auction early..
Peinecone
21-09-2005 20:52:29
For future referance, make these auctions only open for pre-approved buyers. So only buyers that you approve can bid on it.
goofygarber
21-09-2005 20:52:39
If theres less than 12 hours left, you can't (
Thanks a million ) And yeah, the ebay fees are like $5! What a racket >=(
But I did get 7 refferals (all yellow) to my nanos site out of it.
EatChex89
21-09-2005 20:54:15
[quote37624446e1="goofygarber"]If theres less than 12 hours left, you can't (
Thanks a million ) And yeah, the ebay fees are like $5! What a racket >=(
But I did get 7 refferals (all yellow) to my nanos site out of it.[/quote37624446e1]
i only bidded $300... so you should be good.
goofygarber
21-09-2005 20:56:32
It hasn't shown up yet...
I'm crossing my fingers, when I see your bid there then I'll remove the "do not bid" notice and turn it into a real auction.
Peinecone
21-09-2005 20:57:59
These auctions really don't work that well. I probably got about 75 yellow on my accouts and maybe 1-2 greens. Also got my ebay account suspended for 30 days.
JUNIOR6886
21-09-2005 20:59:10
lol
EatChex89
21-09-2005 20:59:31
[quotec38a4c32e1="goofygarber"]It hasn't shown up yet...
I'm crossing my fingers, when I see your bid there then I'll remove the "do not bid" notice and turn it into a real auction.[/quotec38a4c32e1]
haha shit i had bid on the wrong item.. the second one listed.
just bid the right thing on yours.
goofygarber
21-09-2005 21:00:46
Sweet, you = r_gibson?
Thanks again )))
Peinecone
21-09-2005 21:00:46
[quote761b3c2a2c="EatChex89"][quote761b3c2a2c="goofygarber"]It hasn't shown up yet...
I'm crossing my fingers, when I see your bid there then I'll remove the "do not bid" notice and turn it into a real auction.[/quote761b3c2a2c]
haha shit i had bid on the wrong item.. the second one listed.
just bid the right thing on yours.[/quote761b3c2a2c]
Did you just buy a nano? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
EatChex89
21-09-2005 21:02:03
[quoteb2db6be278="Peinecone"][quoteb2db6be278="EatChex89"][quoteb2db6be278="goofygarber"]It hasn't shown up yet...
I'm crossing my fingers, when I see your bid there then I'll remove the "do not bid" notice and turn it into a real auction.[/quoteb2db6be278]
haha shit i had bid on the wrong item.. the second one listed.
just bid the right thing on yours.[/quoteb2db6be278]
Did you just buy a nano? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHa[/quoteb2db6be278]
hell no.
i retracted my bid and told the guy i was extremely sorry and had meant to bid on a different item.
goofygarber
21-09-2005 21:02:53
Crap, less than 12 hours so I can't edit it into the real thing. Oh well, I'm still hoping some dumbass will bid it up past $300 and I'll just direct ship it to him from the apple website and make me $50. Then, I'll pay chex if he wants $20
EatChex89
21-09-2005 21:05:23
[quote6ebea61dfb="goofygarber"]Crap, less than 12 hours so I can't edit it into the real thing. Oh well, I'm still hoping some dumbass will bid it up past $300 and I'll just direct ship it to him from the apple website and make me $50. Then, I'll pay chex if he wants $20[/quote6ebea61dfb]
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[code16ebea61dfb]<h1> NOW OFFERING REAL ITEM!!!!!!!! BID!!!!!!!</h1>[/code16ebea61dfb]
goofygarber
21-09-2005 21:08:44
I can't revise the auction becuase of the 12 hour rule. Damn gay ebay (
JOSHBOX
21-09-2005 21:32:30
did u at least get any greens?
x323smostwantedx
21-09-2005 21:50:51
Yeah, how many yellows and greens did you get?
Admin
21-09-2005 22:32:04
Yay illegal shill bidding
Fugger
21-09-2005 22:38:14
Gee... I sure hope no one gets put on hold for this or has their eBay accounts suspended.
JOSHBOX
21-09-2005 22:41:41
hes actually doing these people a favor if you think about it, they were dumb enough to bid on an acution that said "PLEASE DO NOT BID ON THIS AUCTION" and hes saving them the time hassle and money but having someone outbid them.
bballp6699
21-09-2005 22:48:57
What an angel....
Fugger
21-09-2005 23:00:52
[quote18ce73be46="JOSHBOX"]hes actually doing these people a favor if you think about it, they were dumb enough to bid on an acution that said "PLEASE DO NOT BID ON THIS AUCTION" and hes saving them the time hassle and money but having someone outbid them.[/quote18ce73be46]
Meh... I don't really know how many favors are being done... but who am I to judge the kindness of others?
goofygarber
22-09-2005 12:00:08
Angel, no (
But I'm a nice enough guy, these people are morons.
goofygarber
22-09-2005 19:41:17
Well, I just harvested up all the emails and sent out one big email telling people that they won't get their free ipod if they don't complete an offer. 3 of the emails were bogus, big suprise, but I'm quite happy that the rest were actually real )
I hope a few of 'em green up on my ass, then I'll buy the last few.
I'm only getting it to sell, already got me a nano )