FreeOffersNow
15-09-2005 19:49:18
Any specific reason, or just in general?
bspence
15-09-2005 19:54:25
i gave you +karma. did that cheer you up?
slease
15-09-2005 19:57:35
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
bspence
15-09-2005 20:05:01
man, i give someone +karma then someone goes and gives me negative.
will i ever get back to 0+? geeze (
JOSHBOX
15-09-2005 20:05:41
[quotea6c01fbd0e="slease"]A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"[/quotea6c01fbd0e]
OMFG LOL!
bspence
15-09-2005 20:07:00
[quote26de9825ef="goofygarber"]I gave you +karma[/quote26de9825ef]
D thanks! i'd return that, but i have to wait an hour cause i already gave someone + a few minutes ago.
liquidskin
15-09-2005 20:08:19
[quotec3c18e83fc="bspence"]man, i give someone +karma then someone goes and gives me negative.
will i ever get back to 0+? geeze ([/quotec3c18e83fc]
join the club.
Godrockdj
15-09-2005 20:14:34
Haha that was funny. Thanks for the karma. Well it's not a huge deal, but I just lost (to me 2nd place is lost) an online trivia game that I've been participating in for a month. The prize package was a lot of stuff I could have used lol. It was a really close game and I was actually in 1st most of the time but lost it at the end. Oh well.
J4320
15-09-2005 20:39:12
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
J4320
15-09-2005 20:51:00
A dino-sore-ass.
Duh. lol