adultfriendfinder.com

i need an adult friend.

anyone ever tried this?

i'm trying not to laugh, but i am being serious.

That's a great idea. Sleep with some random person and get a free referal! Genius!

youre too horny wood

[quote7404afff8c="Collateral"]youre too horny wood[/quote7404afff8c]

you ALWAYS say that the morning after...

I'm an adult! I will get on AIM more. lol

/me is suddenly reminded of myspace again..... D

adultfriendfinder has been around forever and its not like myspace its people that wanna have random no strings attached sex

Meh...long story as to how...but I caught my x girlfriend's father cheating on his wife using that service. When I finally found the courage to tell her, she got all pissed and wanted to know why I would make something like that up (

FreeSTDFinder.com

even a retard would know to use a condom so the risk of an std is minimal.... the problem is the risk of someone you know finding
your profile....

[quote528e39fd23="FreeOffersNow"]Meh...long story as to how...but I caught my x girlfriend's father cheating on his mother using that service. When I finally found the courage to tell her, she got all pissed and wanted to know why I would make something like that up ([/quote528e39fd23]


... There are so many things wrong with this post.

1. Why were you on the site at all when you had a gf?
2. Why the HELL were you looking for [b528e39fd23]guys[/b528e39fd23] on this site when you had a gf?
3. How was he cheating on his mother? Severe Oedipus complex?

You are a sick man with sick friends P

[quote2ca9659fa5="FreeOffersNow"]Meh...long story as to how...but I caught my x girlfriend's father cheating on his mother using that service. When I finally found the courage to tell her, she got all pissed and wanted to know why I would make something like that up ([/quote2ca9659fa5]

I'll assume this is why she's an EX girlfriend.

[quotee53c5d09b6="kevxross"][quotee53c5d09b6="FreeOffersNow"]Meh...long story as to how...but I caught my x girlfriend's father cheating on his mother using that service. When I finally found the courage to tell her, she got all pissed and wanted to know why I would make something like that up ([/quotee53c5d09b6]


... There are so many things wrong with this post.

1. Why were you on the site at all when you had a gf?
2. Why the HELL were you looking for [be53c5d09b6]guys[/be53c5d09b6] on this site when you had a gf?
3. How was he cheating on his mother? Severe Oedipus complex?

You are a sick man with sick friends P[/quotee53c5d09b6]


OK...I suppose I'll HAVE to type out the whole story. Anyway this was about 3 or 4 years ago and I was dating this girl Maria. At the time I was pretty into "hacking" (mostly backdoor trojans etc.), so I decided it would be funny to gain remote access to my g/f's computer and fuck with her while I was talking to her....so I could get her reactions via AIM while I was doing it. Anyway, I was doing the usual stuff...playing songs, closing windows, etc. when she quickly does a "BRB!" So I think nothing of it and go about my business....just so happens a few minutes later someone gets back on the computer. I assume it was Maria...until I see that they are going directly to adultfriendfinder.com (AFF). So I don't really think much of it as I wasn't really aware of the site...I just figured it was her older brother pornin' it. So being the curious type I was running a screen capture stream and a keylogger...turns out it was her father. Over the next 20 minutes or so I sent him several windows error messages regarding adultrey, but he didn't get the message. IN fact, he just restarted the computer hoping to "fix" the "problem." So once he was done "doing his thing" I took the liberty of logging into his AFF account, and switching his profile to "Seeking men" and the like. I essentially turned him into a gay man, as far as AFF was concerned. It was actually pretty hilarious what I did....but yea...so thats my story. It was about a month or so before I finally ended up telling Maria...but she wouldn't believe me and I hadn't saved any proof (he changed his passwords and apparently formatted the computer).

Username FrgMan2EatU (I think?)

Fetishes "I love eating pussy with fresh strawberries" (or something to that effect)


All the while he was telling his family he was "on business" when he went away.

So that was you that stole my freeipods and freeflatscreens account by installing a keylogger then FON huh?

[quoteb5516c04e2="Collateral"]So that was you that stole my freeipods and freeflatscreens account by installing a keylogger then FON huh?[/quoteb5516c04e2]

Nah...I was pretty into that shit back in the day but I really didn't do much of anything malicious...I was just curious.

[quote54bd1642e3="wood"]i need an adult friend.

anyone ever tried this?

i'm trying not to laugh, but i am being serious.[/quote54bd1642e3]

try the firefox extension "BugMeNot".

maybe you can get in for free and have a look, before you touch. wink

[quoteaf24236a58="FreeOffersNow"]Meh...long story as to how...but I caught my x girlfriend's father cheating on his wife using that service. When I finally found the courage to tell her, she got all pissed and wanted to know why I would make something like that up ([/quoteaf24236a58]

You should have set him up and met him at a local bar and bust him out.

yea you shouldve arranged a meeting at a bar and walk up to him and be like "Hello FrgMan2EatU"

[quote99dc9b587a="theysayjump"][quote99dc9b587a="wood"]i need an adult friend.

anyone ever tried this?

i'm trying not to laugh, but i am being serious.[/quote99dc9b587a]

try the firefox extension "BugMeNot".

maybe you can get in for free and have a look, before you touch. wink[/quote99dc9b587a]

BugMeNot's usually useless on pay sites.

Why don't you just go to a bar/club/party?

[quote8332ea6010="Fugger"][quote8332ea6010="FreeOffersNow"]Meh...long story as to how...but I caught my x girlfriend's father cheating on his wife using that service. When I finally found the courage to tell her, she got all pissed and wanted to know why I would make something like that up ([/quote8332ea6010]

You should have set him up and met him at a local bar and bust him out.[/quote8332ea6010]


Eh...I'd say he was a good 6'5 250, and his job was somehow affiliated with the Armed Forces. I'll pass.

wood is looking for a gay playmate lol

[quotef8f6febd9b="wood"]i need an adult friend.

anyone ever tried this?

i'm trying not to laugh, but i am being serious.[/quotef8f6febd9b]

Why dont you just go to a club/disco/party... And then u get some drunk girl

[quote2139f3cc9c="wood"]i need an adult friend.

anyone ever tried this?

i'm trying not to laugh, but i am being serious.[/quote2139f3cc9c]

No girl is going to randomly sleep with guys. It's only the guys who want to sleep randomly with girls.

Just do a web-search on this site. I'm sure you'll find tons of info on this site.

What I've heard is that all the girl infos on the site are fake. So, all the members are just guys hitting on fake girls that the admin of that site has put up.

[quoteb9a310ee61="mr0x"][quoteb9a310ee61="wood"]i need an adult friend.

anyone ever tried this?

i'm trying not to laugh, but i am being serious.[/quoteb9a310ee61]

No girl is going to randomly sleep with guys. It's only the guys who want to sleep randomly with girls.[/quoteb9a310ee61]

Unfortuantely thats true most of the time. cry Girls want commitment, jewlery or what not first. Guys are naturally horny but not girls.

So few sluts out there who would give it for freehttp//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/05c4b320d758ae7ac98bee3d48db03b6.gif[" alt=""/imgb9a310ee61]

No girl is going to randomly sleep with guys. It's only the guys who want to sleep randomly with girls.quote]


Thats what YOU think. Perhaps I should write a book...

[quotef6f1521be1="climed"]
So few sluts out there who would give it for freehttp//forum.freeipodguide.com/smilies_mod/upload/05c4b320d758ae7ac98bee3d48db03b6.gif[" alt=""/imgf6f1521be1][/quotef6f1521be1]

Even if they are sluts, they're not going to give to you by just sending a PM in adultfriendfinder.com

Even sluts will only give it if you have a nice car or rich dad (if you're young) or if you're rich or successful if you're older.

[quotea546504327="FreeOffersNow"][quotea546504327="mr0x"]No girl is going to randomly sleep with guys. It's only the guys who want to sleep randomly with girls.[/quotea546504327]


Thats what YOU think. Perhaps I should write a book...[/quotea546504327]

But, it's not random like guys. Like a guy would think - she'd cute I'd like to fuck her.

A girl would choose to only after she knows he's got money or power or whatever.

[quotec886056f84="AznHustla"][quotec886056f84="wood"]i need an adult friend.

anyone ever tried this?

i'm trying not to laugh, but i am being serious.[/quotec886056f84]

Why dont you just go to a club/disco/party... And then u get some drunk girl[/quotec886056f84]

the adult friend isn't for me. it's for my friend. (how typical does that sound?)

i dont have many reservations about picking up drunk chicks from bars or parties, which is why i do it.

its my friend that is having the "issues". i figure i could just sign up, put a picture of him in the profile, fill out all his information, and see what girls he attracts.


as for the "fake girls" claim. yes, there are a lot of fake girls on there...the signup page has a well known pornstar w/ a fake profile roll

but u can sign up for a free acct and search through some of the profiles, and there are a lot of real life women...unless of course the owner put a boatload of ugly girls on there just to make it look real.
but this place has way to much advertising for it to not be real...at least that's my take on it.

[quoteb50d8477b9="mr0x"]
But, it's not random like guys. Like a guy would think - she'd cute I'd like to fuck her.

A girl would choose to only after she knows he's got money or power or whatever.[/quoteb50d8477b9]


ive heard plenty of girls say something along the lines of "damnnn, i'd hit it"
maybe not as many times as ive heard guys say it, but still enough to know that a lot of women are horney and just need some no strings love'in

[quote67371bb859="wood"][quote67371bb859="AznHustla"][quote67371bb859="wood"]i need an adult friend.

anyone ever tried this?

i'm trying not to laugh, but i am being serious.[/quote67371bb859]

Why dont you just go to a club/disco/party... And then u get some drunk girl[/quote67371bb859]

the adult friend isn't for me. it's for my friend. (how typical does that sound?)

i dont have many reservations about picking up drunk chicks from bars or parties, which is why i do it.

its my friend that is having the "issues". i figure i could just sign up, put a picture of him in the profile, fill out all his information, and see what girls he attracts.


as for the "fake girls" claim. yes, there are a lot of fake girls on there...the signup page has a well known pornstar w/ a fake profile roll

but u can sign up for a free acct and search through some of the profiles, and there are a lot of real life women...unless of course the owner put a boatload of ugly girls on there just to make it look real.
but this place has way to much advertising for it to not be real...at least that's my take on it.[/quote67371bb859]

If its for your friend then go with him and "pick some drunk chick"

He's not into the whole bar/drunk girl scene.

I'd rather set him up with an account and suprise him with like 3 emails from girls interested in crazy one night sex.

[quotea550550579="wood"]He's not into the whole bar/drunk girl scene.

I'd rather set him up with an account and suprise him with like 3 emails from girls interested in crazy one night sex.[/quotea550550579]

that could work too... But dating over the internet is not recommended... But well, try that and post results

[quoteedcf039437="AznHustla"][quoteedcf039437="wood"]He's not into the whole bar/drunk girl scene.

I'd rather set him up with an account and suprise him with like 3 emails from girls interested in crazy one night sex.[/quoteedcf039437]

that could work too... But dating over the internet is not recommended... But well, try that and post results[/quoteedcf039437]

ill hook up a live video feed from his room straight to fipg.


worst comes to worse i can always pay some smut to pretend like she really likes him and gets to know him for a week (depending on how much it would cost) and then have her say something liek "i have to goto australia for work. ill miss u so much" so he doesnt get suspicious when he never hears from her again.

[quote33a543ad5a="wood"][quote33a543ad5a="mr0x"]
But, it's not random like guys. Like a guy would think - she'd cute I'd like to fuck her.

A girl would choose to only after she knows he's got money or power or whatever.[/quote33a543ad5a]


ive heard plenty of girls say something along the lines of "damnnn, i'd hit it"
maybe not as many times as ive heard guys say it, but still enough to know that a lot of women are horney and just need some no strings love'in[/quote33a543ad5a]

Girls in the precense of guys! They're just picking up guy speeches without really meaning it. Like some chicks will end sentences while speaking to anyone even other chicks with dude as mannersism.

Most girls are just as horny if not more horny than most guys; they are just much better at hiding it and not making it obvious like guys do.