theysayjump
09-09-2005 21:48:31
[quotee4c26f6b7d="tracemhunter"]i wonder if those fleshlights actually feel like the real thing.[/quotee4c26f6b7d]
one of my friends at the place i used to work got one of these from a female friend for xmas one year.
he called it Consuela. they had many wonderful times walking in the park, reading the morning paper and being washed in the sink.
he said it was better than the real thing, and he was scared to have sex again because it just wouldnt live up to Conuela's standards.
they live happily together on a barge by the moon.
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the part aobut getting it as a gift and being better than sex was true though.
one of my friends at the place i used to work got one of these from a female friend for xmas one year.
he called it Consuela. they had many wonderful times walking in the park, reading the morning paper and being washed in the sink.
he said it was better than the real thing, and he was scared to have sex again because it just wouldnt live up to Conuela's standards.
they live happily together on a barge by the moon.
the part aobut getting it as a gift and being better than sex was true though.