Stuck Pixels

IIMA soN oFA GuN every single pixel on my TV is STUCK!! HELP!!!!
Stuck Pixels we can replace your tv!
Stuck Pixels please give me the model and the brand, also, the date of purchase
IIMA soN oFA GuN Sony Wega, ummm Novemeber 12, 2004
Stuck Pixels please send your TV to p.o. box 3880, Lisle, IL 60532 and we will see what we can do!
IIMA soN oFA GuN Didnt know UPS delivered to PO boxes!! HOLY SHITT! Hopefully it fits in your PO box man
IIMA soN oFA GuN ill have it out tonight
Stuck Pixels use USPS! not UPS!
IIMA soN oFA GuN USPS will charge a fortune to ship it though, they might damage it also
Stuck Pixels thats true
Stuck Pixels but however you ship it...
Stuck Pixels you might not get it back!
IIMA soN oFA GuN its a risk ill take
IIMA soN oFA GuN can i send you my LCD monitor and my psp also?
Stuck Pixels great!
Stuck Pixels there is a handling fee of $500 cash... just place it in the box
Stuck Pixels of each itemli
IIMA soN oFA GuN alright, sounds fantastic. i will put the $1,500 cash in the box with all 3 items
IIMA soN oFA GuN thanks man
Stuck Pixels great!
Stuck Pixels we will be happy to work on your tv!
Stuck Pixels for more info, go to www.stuckpixels.com ! (currently under construction)
IIMA soN oFA GuN alright, you can keep them if you want... i just wanna know that my babys are safe and in working condition, ya know
Stuck Pixels yup, it would help if you put in a few psp games in there too
Stuck Pixels just so we can see which pixels are dead
Stuck Pixels oh, and it takes about 78 hours (+34 years) for us to do work on it, you will get it back once we are finished (pick up only)
IIMA soN oFA GuN All right man, you have a great service going. I only have 11 games, I'm hoping that's enough to diagnose my problem? Also, do you need a dvd player and a few dvds to test my sony wega? and maybe my computer to test my lcd monitor?
Stuck Pixels yes, also.. you will need to park a US vehicle in front of the post office and ship the keys (its okay to put it in the box)
IIMA soN oFA GuN Ok, well I have a Dodge Magnum and also an H3... Will those work?
Stuck Pixels well.... yea but since you have two cars, put them both there... there is one more thing
Stuck Pixels please place your soul in the truck of the magnum, just so its safe...
Stuck Pixels and thats about it...
IIMA soN oFA GuN wow man!!
IIMA soN oFA GuN youre a life saver
Stuck Pixels Yup, got 47 souls already
Stuck Pixels so, is there anything else i can do for you?
IIMA soN oFA GuN thats it, since im bringing my cars and everything i think ill just load the tv and what not into the back of my H3 if thats alright with you
IIMA soN oFA GuN well im off now
IIMA soN oFA GuN will have them there tomorrow morning
IIMA soN oFA GuN later
Stuck Pixels okay, speak with you later....
Stuck Pixels bye now... tell your friends about our service!
IIMA soN oFA GuN will do!
IIMA soN oFA GuN thank you
IIMA soN oFA GuN bye
Stuck Pixels Not a problem. See You!

Hmmm... Well I hope all goes well with that.....

You forgot to ask for their first born as well as the second toe on the left foot.

It's alright, I can see you are new to the salvaging business ;)

Wood is serious about that. If you ask them for their first born and their second toe on the left foot they'll give you a better deal. It's a secret bargain code.

actually, the 14 year old boy who was speaking with Stuck Pixels also gave him his right arm and his left brain.... i would think thats good enough but i guess he got jipped!