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oddjob1266

27-06-2005 22:16:12

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Peinecone

27-06-2005 22:20:16

Touch choice. I couldn't put up with Jessica Simpson for more than 3 minutes so she is out. I guess Britney.

Can't i just fuck them and leave. wink

good2speed

27-06-2005 22:23:44

Altthough shes dumb as hell Simpson seems like the least likely to get you into a fight if you go out with them

theysayjump

27-06-2005 22:26:31

theres no way i could put up with britney or jessica....it would have to be christina....she seems more mature and "intelligent" than the others.

Stroid

27-06-2005 22:30:20

Christina she is the coolest and i bet she is a super freak i like women that will curse you out then take a shot with you

good2speed

27-06-2005 22:34:24

You need to add weird woman to your list

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I mean yeah shes annoying but look at them lips. Bet she'll out drink Stroid any night of the week.

Archon810

27-06-2005 22:35:02

[quote5d9f4dd613="Peinecone"]Touch choice. I couldn't put up with Jessica Simpson for more than 3 minutes so she is out. I guess Britney.

Can't i just fuck them and leave. wink[/quote5d9f4dd613]

Yeah? Try watching the Britney Chaotic show on TV, you'll change your opinion real quick. I can't stand the bitch now, not a second of her!

theysayjump

27-06-2005 22:37:07

i couldnt stand her form the start of her career.........too much of a cunt.

oddjob1266

27-06-2005 22:38:06

[quoted61bbaf1a9="good2speed"]You need to add weird woman to your list

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I mean yeah shes annoying but look at them lips. Bet she'll out drink Stroid any night of the week.[/quoted61bbaf1a9]

I change my vote to Weird Woman!!!!

aguy

27-06-2005 22:39:25

i heart christina...

i even have a beenie just like the hat she is wearing

ajrock2000

27-06-2005 22:39:36

Christina all the way. )

good2speed

27-06-2005 22:43:04

[quote230b2abacd="Stroid"]Christina she is the coolest and i bet she is a super freak i like women that will curse you out then take a shot with you[/quote230b2abacd]

Ya just enough shots to get chaotic and then get you into a fight at the bar.

Stroid

27-06-2005 22:44:11

[quote6882909ae2="good2speed"][quote6882909ae2="Stroid"]Christina she is the coolest and i bet she is a super freak i like women that will curse you out then take a shot with you[/quote6882909ae2]

Ya just enough shots to get chaotic and then get you into a fight at the bar.[/quote6882909ae2]
its cool ill deal with it lol

JOSHBOX

27-06-2005 22:44:49

christina is just nasty and i would have said britney a few years ago but she is pretty gross looking as well these days. Def. gonna have to go with Jessica.

Collateral

27-06-2005 22:45:18

I went with Jessica lol.

good2speed

27-06-2005 22:46:09

Jessica's titties do look nice in that pic.

Collateral

27-06-2005 22:48:31

[quote929a673c95="good2speed"]Jessica's titties do look nice in that pic.[/quote929a673c95]

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theysayjump

27-06-2005 22:48:59

but are you prepared to put up with her distinct lack of intelligence for the rest of your life?

it would drive me up the wall after 15 minutes!

Collateral

27-06-2005 22:51:01

[quoteae1e725264="theysayjump"]but are you prepared to put up with her distinct lack of intelligence for the rest of your life?

it would drive me up the wall after 15 minutes![/quoteae1e725264]

I actually think she acted stupid most of the time just for the show to get people interested. I don't think anyone could be that dumb... hehehehe

theysayjump

27-06-2005 22:52:29

lol....see thats what i used to think...but would anyone want the entire nation to think you're a fuckin idiot?

JOSHBOX

27-06-2005 23:20:08

[quote913fef0a86="theysayjump"]lol....see thats what i used to think...but would anyone want the entire nation to think you're a fuckin idiot?[/quote913fef0a86]

If I made as much money as she did i would have NO problem looking retarded on national tv

theysayjump

27-06-2005 23:24:12

apparently some people would do anything for money wink

JOSHBOX

27-06-2005 23:28:06

[quoted176498a0c="theysayjump"]apparently some people would do anything for money wink[/quoted176498a0c]

lipoints at selfli

theysayjump

27-06-2005 23:29:39

lol

hehehhehe

27-06-2005 23:38:05

Seen the previews for Dukes of Hazzard with J. Simpson in a bikini? How can you not pick her!!!

PumaPride77

28-06-2005 00:06:13

[quote5590ce4a31="good2speed"]You need to add weird woman to your list

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I mean yeah shes annoying but look at them lips. Bet she'll out drink Stroid any night of the week.[/quote5590ce4a31]

lol But we couldn't put her in, everyone would vote for her. But out of the ones up there my vote goes to Jessica even though she's stupid.

oddjob1266

28-06-2005 06:07:41

[quote4425d13747="PumaPride77"] lol But we couldn't put her in, everyone would vote for her. But out of the ones up there my vote goes to Jessica even though she's stupid.[/quote4425d13747]

That was my reasoning exactly why I didn't include her in the list...otherwise she would have been a likely candidate. I had the foresight though to know everyone on here would want a piece of weird woman though given the option.

theysayjump

28-06-2005 11:49:45

who the fuck is this weird woman?

ive never seen her before.

oddjob1266

28-06-2005 13:06:37

lol....I don't really know either but it is some funny shit if you ask me

idiono5

29-06-2005 01:20:37

Let me just say first and foremost that I would fuck the shit out of all three of them, but when it comes to actually spending time with them, I assume Christina Aguilera would drive me the least crazy (and I mean wacky crazy, not hot crazy, cause she's way hot). P

CoMpFrEaK

29-06-2005 01:56:23

Probably Jessica, just cause i dont like Christina, and Brittany would probably cheat on you while stripping in front of other men.

Get a better selection though

1. Keira Knightley
2. Natilie Portman
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. You know you wink

ben laden

29-06-2005 02:49:18

Jessica Simpson, but only because the other two are total white trash.

oddjob1266

29-06-2005 04:47:19

[quotec8724ae379="CoMpFrEaK"]Probably Jessica, just cause i dont like Christina, and Brittany would probably cheat on you while stripping in front of other men.

Get a better selection though

1. Keira Knightley
2. Natilie Portman
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. You know you wink[/quotec8724ae379]

I gave ya the selection I did to make it hard to pick one.

tracemhunter

29-06-2005 05:15:57

christina all the way. she is the only one who as ever done anything for me. she buys out whole lengerie stores at a time. she is also the hottest.