HUGE FUCKING SPIDER

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FreeOffersNow

01-06-2005 19:34:28

So Im just sitting here typing away...and something keeps catching my on the wall behind my screen...so I think nothing of it as I look 2 or 3 times and see nothing. Finally I look up again and see this HUGE FUCKING SPIDER just walking across the wall...all casual and shit like he's payin rent. So I grab my knife and go to stab him on the wall and he drops down....now i cant find him. Thing is...my bed is about a foot to the right of the chair I'm siting in. Awesome.

NOTE I'm currently 45X cooler than usual as picked up 2 WAP's and I'm using one of them now. Hooray for free internet! Kinda cool that I got into the web interface of the Linksys signal I picked up, too )

idrinklisterine

01-06-2005 19:35:40

HAHAHA, you stabbed a spider?

x323smostwantedx

01-06-2005 19:41:07

must have been really big since you stabbed it

FreeOffersNow

01-06-2005 19:41:10

[quotedd91b97f97="idrinklisterine"]HAHAHA, you stabbed a spider?[/quotedd91b97f97]

I tried...but apparently his spider sense warned him before I could

EatChex89

01-06-2005 19:42:29

[quote927167e0f7="FreeOffersNow"][quote927167e0f7="idrinklisterine"]HAHAHA, you stabbed a spider?[/quote927167e0f7]

I tried...but apparently his spider sense warned him before I could[/quote927167e0f7]

hahahaha. bitch slap that spider! lol

Retro

01-06-2005 19:42:34

lol @ "all casual and shit like he's payin rent"

Blink182=Gone

01-06-2005 19:42:59

lol, good luck on finding your little friend

NullMonkey

01-06-2005 19:46:10

[quote536b82fc24="FreeOffersNow"][quote536b82fc24="idrinklisterine"]HAHAHA, you stabbed a spider?[/quote536b82fc24]

I tried...but apparently his spider sense warned him before I could[/quote536b82fc24]

SPIDEY SENSE!!!

GO WEB GO! P

Was it similar to this?

http//www.vevkroken.no/martin/images/uke3/19edderkopp21.JPG[" alt=""/img536b82fc24]

FreeOffersNow

01-06-2005 19:52:51

[quotece6e27cfa7="NullMonkey"][quotece6e27cfa7="FreeOffersNow"][quotece6e27cfa7="idrinklisterine"]HAHAHA, you stabbed a spider?[/quotece6e27cfa7]

I tried...but apparently his spider sense warned him before I could[/quotece6e27cfa7]

SPIDEY SENSE!!!

GO WEB GO! P

Was it similar to this?

http//www.vevkroken.no/martin/images/uke3/19edderkopp21.JPG[" alt=""/imgce6e27cfa7][/quotece6e27cfa7]

nope....smaller legs and bigger body

J4320

01-06-2005 20:08:50

Was it hairy?

Blink182=Gone

01-06-2005 20:11:40

[quotecd5fd882fa="J4320"]Was it hairy?[/quotecd5fd882fa]

yep, just like you lol

j/k

FreeOffersNow

01-06-2005 20:13:02

I don't much care what kind of spider it was...a spider is a spider and a spider in my house is a dead spider.

Vector

01-06-2005 20:14:19

that is one fricken scary spider, that image... lol

hahaa, lol, paying rent! lol, i dont see what is so awesome abou that, i would move things around and make sure its dead, lol

Blink182=Gone

01-06-2005 20:14:21

[quotee84dcd10ca="FreeOffersNow"]I don't much care what kind of spider it was...a spider is a spider and a spider in my house is a dead spider.[/quotee84dcd10ca]

well, at least he isn't dead yet.

J4320

01-06-2005 20:30:27

[quoteb490d7366f="Blink182=Gone"][quoteb490d7366f="J4320"]Was it hairy?[/quoteb490d7366f]

yep, just like you lol

j/k[/quoteb490d7366f]

That's it, I'm not doing your offer.

j/k

cartrenroy

01-06-2005 20:47:33

[quote807803c00b="FreeOffersNow"]I don't much care what kind of spider it was...a spider is a spider and a spider in my house is a dead spider.[/quote807803c00b]

[quote807803c00b]"all casual and shit like he's payin rent"[/quote807803c00b]

Shit, I like the way you talk

FreeOffersNow

01-06-2005 21:05:04

evil

halfbreed

01-06-2005 21:05:18

Well its okay, since we swallow like 100 spiders in our lifetime, you can just add him to your list tonight.

idrinklisterine

01-06-2005 21:15:54

Hasn't that been debunked as a myth?

halfbreed

01-06-2005 22:08:56

Eh, yeah I guess your right...and it was only like 8 spiders lol.

http//www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

June

01-06-2005 22:26:15

Find him then eat it D

Fugger

02-06-2005 07:18:38

[quotedd2a8f3164="June"]Find him then eat it D[/quotedd2a8f3164]

Or the spider will find in, crawl in his mouth while he sleeps and force himself to be eaten!

mr0x

02-06-2005 07:25:06

[quotee9a143d1e0="FreeOffersNow"]Kinda cool that I got into the [be9a143d1e0]web interface[/be9a143d1e0] of the Linksys signal I picked up, too )[/quotee9a143d1e0]

No wonder there's spiders around.

chrisFWC

02-06-2005 07:32:24

The only thing worse than a huge spider is a [b3b3da46f69]HUGE COCKROACH[/b3b3da46f69]!
There was one on our wall last night. I saw it right as I was going to bed. I'm terrified of them so I wigged out like a "little girl". I made my wife get rid of it.... I'm sad. I know.

Oh, and the worst part is when the fly !

J4320

02-06-2005 08:37:27

Lol, I don't get very many cockroaches in Colorado.

liquidskin

02-06-2005 08:49:42

[quotee5a64b3650="mr0x"][quotee5a64b3650="FreeOffersNow"]Kinda cool that I got into the [be5a64b3650]web interface[/be5a64b3650] of the Linksys signal I picked up, too )[/quotee5a64b3650]

No wonder there's spiders around.[/quotee5a64b3650]

oh wow....

mr0x

02-06-2005 08:52:35

[quote00c1740390="liquidskin"][quote00c1740390="mr0x"][quote00c1740390="FreeOffersNow"]Kinda cool that I got into the [b00c1740390]web interface[/b00c1740390] of the Linksys signal I picked up, too )[/quote00c1740390]

No wonder there's spiders around.[/quote00c1740390]

oh wow....[/quote00c1740390]

Yeah, not that great a joke but better than "dude,you tried to stab your roommate?"

chrisFWC

02-06-2005 09:19:58

[quotea4fd3e58a9="J4320"]Lol, I don't get very many cockroaches in Colorado.[/quotea4fd3e58a9]

I'm in Florida. So there ya have it. "the cockroach state". We have those huge wolf spiders here too. They're so fast!; totally creepy.

EatChex89

02-06-2005 09:41:57

[quotee8852f0294="chrisFWC"][quotee8852f0294="J4320"]Lol, I don't get very many cockroaches in Colorado.[/quotee8852f0294]

I'm in Florida. So there ya have it. "the cockroach state". We have those huge wolf spiders here too. They're so fast!; totally creepy.[/quotee8852f0294]

have you seen the wolf spiders??

chrisFWC

02-06-2005 09:48:55

...i think that's what they're called. At least that's what I heard people call them. And yes I've certainly seen them (though I wish I had never).

pho32

02-06-2005 10:40:08

[quotefd872f7cb5="FreeOffersNow"][quotefd872f7cb5="NullMonkey"][quotefd872f7cb5="FreeOffersNow"][quotefd872f7cb5="idrinklisterine"]HAHAHA, you stabbed a spider?[/quotefd872f7cb5]

I tried...but apparently his spider sense warned him before I could[/quotefd872f7cb5]

SPIDEY SENSE!!!

GO WEB GO! P

Was it similar to this?

http//www.vevkroken.no/martin/images/uke3/19edderkopp21.JPG[" alt=""/imgfd872f7cb5][/quotefd872f7cb5]
That was in my drive way and really big.
What is it?(houston texas)

nope....smaller legs and bigger body[/quotefd872f7cb5]