Funny Jokes

Anyone heard any funny jokes recently? I have worn out my supply and need some new ones; plus, I always like a good laugh.

My all time favorite is....

What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson...

fucks little kids.

[quote1a7e2484d9="weez"]My all time favorite is....

What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson...

fucks little kids.[/quote1a7e2484d9]

not funny

I'm sure it's old but I just heard this joke and thought it was funny

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my
girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing
was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.


My future father-in-law was standing outside.


With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is ..















Always keep your condoms in your car
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[quote5a325d3d75="Retro"]I'm sure it's old but I just heard this joke and thought it was funny

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Correct way of saying this.


I'm sure it's old but I just heard this [b5a325d3d75]STORY[/b5a325d3d75] and though it was funny



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Wow, that joke is LONG

now THATS funny D

[quotea7b9e94e4e="JUNIOR6886"]now THATS funny D[/quotea7b9e94e4e]


Yeah, thats a good joke lol

[quote025cf0bd92="cartrenroy"][quote025cf0bd92="Retro"]I'm sure it's old but I just heard this joke and thought it was funny

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Correct way of saying this.


I'm sure it's old but I just heard this [b025cf0bd92]STORY[/b025cf0bd92] and though it was funny



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Wow, that joke is LONG[/quote025cf0bd92]
Can you tell me the correct way to say this
"[b025cf0bd92]I don't care[/b025cf0bd92], I'll call it whatever I want because it made me laugh and that was the point of me posting it."
8)

lol, Cartrenroy... Correcting the way things are said? I'm not sure what country you are from but you sure haven't mastered the English language.

i was thinking the same thing slease lol

[quotec320f68922]Can you tell me the correct way to say this
"I don't care, I'll call it whatever I want because it made me laugh and that was the point of me posting it."[/quotec320f68922]

Don't get mad, I didn't try to correct you.


[quotec320f68922]lol, Cartrenroy... Correcting the way things are said? I'm not sure what country you are from but you sure haven't mastered the English language.[/quotec320f68922]

[quotec320f68922]i was thinking the same thing slease lol[/quotec320f68922]


That was another JOKE, the thing was long, so I though it was going to be funny (STORY)

BUT It wasn't, [bc320f68922]sorry for that.[/bc320f68922]


You guys get mad really fast (for nothing)

this joke cracks me up but you have to say it to someone else. so this will be like madlibs.

how do you know if ______ is in your oven? (fill in ______ with the name of any fat person you dislike)

so lets try it

how do you know if star jones is in your oven?

the door wont close!

hahahahahaa

The condom joke was excellent.

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Your still alive!

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Your still alive![/quote729d97f6eb]

Hey CompFreak! Yep. Alive and well... I was just a little sidetracked from free sites for a while but now I have time to do them again. It's good to see a long-time member here like you. D

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Your still alive![/quote23677ac377]

Hey CompFreak! Yep. Alive and well... I was just a little sidetracked from free sites for a while but now I have time to do them again. It's good to see a long-time member here like you. D[/quote23677ac377]

Yup, i finally surpassed your post count wink


Lol, i think you'll see many of the old members. Just look around. Need any help just PM one of us

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Your still alive![/quote438e55e6c3]

Hey CompFreak! Yep. Alive and well... I was just a little sidetracked from free sites for a while but now I have time to do them again. It's good to see a long-time member here like you. D[/quote438e55e6c3]

Yup, i finally surpassed your post count wink


Lol, i think you'll see many of the old members. Just look around. Need any help just PM one of us[/quote438e55e6c3]

Yeah lol, your almost 2,000. This place has gotten a lot better. I like the little message icons next to the threads. And the trade thing is pretty cool. I've gotta make a sig or an avy or something. And yeah I saw a few old members but I never really knew FreeOffersNow and I barely knew Stroid. But it's all good. I really like the people on this forum. )

Cheers to us for bashing this joke thread heh! wink

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Eh... Not too funny.... ?

[quote29a6bc17d5="weez"]My all time favorite is....

What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson...

fucks little kids.[/quote29a6bc17d5]

lol