Never Ending Story
halfbreed
25-05-2005 15:47:34
I was riding my bike at the skatepark when
Collateral
25-05-2005 15:48:06
I fell off and my face landed on a piece of pizza that was laying on the ground and I ate part of it and
bballp6699
25-05-2005 15:49:43
Sold it on a free incentive site for a trade with ...
123ultimate123
25-05-2005 15:52:51
[quotefeef0137c3="bballp6699"]Sold it on a free incentive site for a trade with ...[/quotefeef0137c3]
...a woman with very nicely sized breasts, who thought I...
bballp6699
25-05-2005 15:55:59
Had a small pecker, but was desperate for...
CoMpFrEaK
25-05-2005 15:56:58
[quoteea3a5d949e="bballp6699"]Had a small pecker, but was desperate for...[/quoteea3a5d949e]
YOUR MOM! lol
123ultimate123
25-05-2005 15:57:32
[quote9c9a539d97="CoMpFrEaK"][quote9c9a539d97="bballp6699"]Had a small pecker, but was desperate for...[/quote9c9a539d97]
YOUR MOM! lol[/quote9c9a539d97]
lol
bballp6699
25-05-2005 16:01:03
Oohhhhhh, SNAP!
EatChex89
25-05-2005 16:01:51
[quoteba226ae787="CoMpFrEaK"][quoteba226ae787="bballp6699"]Had a small pecker, but was desperate for...[/quoteba226ae787]
YOUR MOM! lol[/quoteba226ae787]
But then, her husband, aka your dad, found out and..
Crynos
25-05-2005 16:03:07
[quoteab4915c899="EatChex89"][quoteab4915c899="CoMpFrEaK"][quoteab4915c899="bballp6699"]Had a small pecker, but was desperate for...[/quoteab4915c899]
YOUR MOM! lol[/quoteab4915c899]
But then, her husband, aka your dad, found out and..[/quoteab4915c899]
cut it off and then
willietanner
25-05-2005 16:03:44
he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..
123ultimate123
25-05-2005 16:05:09
[quote40ae847ba3="willietanner"]he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..[/quote40ae847ba3]
tried to glue it back on, but....
halfbreed
25-05-2005 16:07:02
I was waiting for those CC40 comments heh..
CoMpFrEaK
25-05-2005 16:12:04
[quote542184d22d="123ultimate123"][quote542184d22d="willietanner"]he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..[/quote542184d22d]
tried to glue it back on, but....[/quote542184d22d]
Noticed he was a hermaphrodite and didn’t really have a need for it
EatChex89
25-05-2005 16:19:02
[quote716d0397f2="CoMpFrEaK"][quote716d0397f2="123ultimate123"][quote716d0397f2="willietanner"]he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..[/quote716d0397f2]
tried to glue it back on, but....[/quote716d0397f2]
Noticed he was a hermaphrodite and didn’t really have a need for it[/quote716d0397f2]
This fact made him cry.. he cried so hard that..
Crynos
25-05-2005 16:23:05
[quote7ff2c6c4ef="EatChex89"][quote7ff2c6c4ef="CoMpFrEaK"][quote7ff2c6c4ef="123ultimate123"][quote7ff2c6c4ef="willietanner"]he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..[/quote7ff2c6c4ef]
tried to glue it back on, but....[/quote7ff2c6c4ef]
Noticed he was a hermaphrodite and didn’t really have a need for it[/quote7ff2c6c4ef]
This fact made him cry.. he cried so hard that..[/quote7ff2c6c4ef]he scammed more people and then
CoMpFrEaK
25-05-2005 16:23:32
[quote9c8994e4c6="EatChex89"][quote9c8994e4c6="CoMpFrEaK"][quote9c8994e4c6="123ultimate123"][quote9c8994e4c6="willietanner"]he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..[/quote9c8994e4c6]
tried to glue it back on, but....[/quote9c8994e4c6]
Noticed he was a hermaphrodite and didn’t really have a need for it[/quote9c8994e4c6]
This fact made him cry.. he cried so hard that..[/quote9c8994e4c6]
asked eatchex to fck him
nate08
25-05-2005 16:26:02
[quote08089a4a60="CoMpFrEaK"][quote08089a4a60="EatChex89"][quote08089a4a60="CoMpFrEaK"][quote08089a4a60="123ultimate123"][quote08089a4a60="willietanner"]he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..[/quote08089a4a60]
tried to glue it back on, but....[/quote08089a4a60]
Noticed he was a hermaphrodite and didn’t really have a need for it[/quote08089a4a60]
This fact made him cry.. he cried so hard that..[/quote08089a4a60]
asked eatchex to fck him[/quote08089a4a60]
eatchex declined however, clearly stating that he was straight and in no way a homosexual
after that he...
CoMpFrEaK
25-05-2005 16:27:55
[quote9b9df774da="nate08"][quote9b9df774da="CoMpFrEaK"][quote9b9df774da="EatChex89"][quote9b9df774da="CoMpFrEaK"][quote9b9df774da="123ultimate123"][quote9b9df774da="willietanner"]he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..[/quote9b9df774da]
tried to glue it back on, but....[/quote9b9df774da]
Noticed he was a hermaphrodite and didn’t really have a need for it[/quote9b9df774da]
This fact made him cry.. he cried so hard that..[/quote9b9df774da]
asked eatchex to fck him[/quote9b9df774da]
eatchex declined however, clearly stating that he was straight and in no way a homosexual
after that he...[/quote9b9df774da]
Well i dunno about that, since he was a hermaphrodite it isnt exactly homosexual is it? Especially since he just lost his manlyhood.
EatChex89
25-05-2005 16:31:29
[quotef82176dcba="nate08"][quotef82176dcba="CoMpFrEaK"][quotef82176dcba="EatChex89"][quotef82176dcba="CoMpFrEaK"][quotef82176dcba="123ultimate123"][quotef82176dcba="willietanner"]he turned out to be clearest channel 40 and he got pretty angry and..[/quotef82176dcba]
tried to glue it back on, but....[/quotef82176dcba]
Noticed he was a hermaphrodite and didn’t really have a need for it[/quotef82176dcba]
This fact made him cry.. he cried so hard that..[/quotef82176dcba]
asked eatchex to fck him[/quotef82176dcba]
eatchex declined however, clearly stating that he was straight and in no way a homosexual
after that he...[/quotef82176dcba]
(he, being eatchex) decided to walk and meet famous people since he was so cool but got stopped because..
nate08
25-05-2005 16:34:19
ClearestChannel40 decided that he wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, and decided that EatChex should be buried alive and tortured until CC40 got the purple dick picture taken down...
Eatchex called wood on his new, free, cell phone, and wood took it down to save eatchex's life...
cc40 then released eatchex, who went to the cops...
who then...
halfbreed
25-05-2005 20:27:54
Told the Admin of FreeIpodGuide forums and then banned CC40
Then the Admin...
theysayjump
25-05-2005 22:52:02
smiled.....
MicroChris
25-05-2005 23:48:02
...and spammed the pic of him sucking a purple headed yogurt slinger all over the board, when suddenly...
theysayjump
25-05-2005 23:50:46
he realised that The Artist Formerly Known As Prince was hunting Jockey's in the African wilderness......of course this could only lead to.....
MicroChris
25-05-2005 23:51:44
...more sucking of the purple headed yogurt slinger.
[start new sentence]
theysayjump
25-05-2005 23:54:02
The next day, Admin woke up to the sound of.....
cartrenroy
26-05-2005 00:01:45
[quotef5df799dc0="theysayjump"]The next day, Admin woke up to the sound of.....[/quotef5df799dc0]
my own screams
theysayjump
26-05-2005 00:05:08
prompting him to wonder exactly how drunk he was the night before to have to wake up next to cartrenroy screaming.....all he could do was....
EatChex89
26-05-2005 07:47:49
plug his ears, hope for the best, and order another bottle of Scotch. He, Admin, ordered a bottle of Scotch from Amazon.com and when the UPS man got to his house..
J4320
26-05-2005 07:51:46
But the UPS man wasn't a man. It was a woman. A crazy one.
theysayjump
26-05-2005 10:58:30
with only 3 ears and a window.....how could he not.....
EatChex89
15-06-2005 09:33:40
[quote6a3647177b="theysayjump"]with only 3 ears and a window.....how could he not.....[/quote6a3647177b]
bitch slap the woman to his left ....
halfbreed
15-06-2005 11:35:36
And then shit himself until he
Admin
15-06-2005 12:55:06
closed every thread in off-topic for a complete lack of content?
bballp6699
15-06-2005 12:57:28
...then bballp6699 laughed because it's always had a lack of content...
dudeextrem2000
15-06-2005 13:52:46
But the next day........
oddjob1266
15-06-2005 13:57:21
content began to appear on the board along w/ green monkeys with strange....
theysayjump
15-06-2005 13:58:48
dancing BANANAS...........not only were the batteries connected wrongly, but it was all.......
EatChex89
15-06-2005 16:34:00
[quotec926792b34="theysayjump"]dancing BANANAS...........not only were the batteries connected wrongly, but it was all.......[/quotec926792b34]
a complete mishap.. dancing bananas and floppy discs. It was so amazing that..
JOSHBOX
15-06-2005 16:57:07
[quotee2671ac28a="EatChex89"][quotee2671ac28a="theysayjump"]dancing BANANAS...........not only were the batteries connected wrongly, but it was all.......[/quotee2671ac28a]
a complete mishap.. dancing bananas and floppy discs. It was so amazing that..[/quotee2671ac28a]
even joshbox decided to post...
theysayjump
15-06-2005 17:51:13
which should never happen considering he is part of the witness protection act which doesnt allow.....
Admin
15-06-2005 18:15:41
contentless posts from its protectees. Ironic, isn't it, that...
EatChex89
15-06-2005 18:21:51
Admin hates useless posts, but he posts in them anyway... I guess it's because he's so. . .
bballp6699
15-06-2005 19:38:02
smelly....
PumaPride77
15-06-2005 20:00:56
and...
Batman
15-06-2005 20:04:16
loves...
oddjob1266
15-06-2005 20:08:08
old, very stale, cheese balls, not to mention....
dudeextrem2000
15-06-2005 20:22:39
pretty girls who...
JOSHBOX
15-06-2005 20:25:14
shave their...
oddjob1266
15-06-2005 20:40:00
mustaches and other various facial hair while using Q-tips to....
xXHasek99
15-06-2005 21:54:46
detail their boyfriends cars after...
theysayjump
15-06-2005 22:13:27
the boyfriends detail their girlfriends'.......