ZOMBIES ARE NOW REALLLLL!!!!
splattered
28-04-2005 20:25:15
CoMpFrEaK
28-04-2005 20:43:05
Crynos
28-04-2005 20:43:49
cartrenroy
28-04-2005 20:44:01
darkancient
28-04-2005 20:46:11
well the link goes no where, i have plenty of firewall and virus protection and no cookies or any thing that contains personal info currently in my comp so i checked it... dunno what the link was suppose to do but didnt mine anything or put anything in that i could see .. so its useless waste of my time ! =P
cartrenroy
28-04-2005 20:52:36
[quoteda50ac846f="darkancient"]well the link goes no where, i have plenty of firewall and virus protection and no cookies or any thing that contains personal info currently in my comp so i checked it... dunno what the link was suppose to do but didnt mine anything or put anything in that i could see .. so its useless waste of my time ! =P[/quoteda50ac846f]
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
Cambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace. [/sizeda50ac846f]
[bda50ac846f]There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. [/bda50ac846f]
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
splattered
28-04-2005 21:00:09
Thank you cartenroy.
No im not on drugs. Its a link to the bbc website, i dunno why it is ip format.
No viruses, no spam, no harm.
Just a really scary news story.
The "winchester" thing was from shaun of the dead..
Sorry you guys didnt get the humor in that
haha
The link didnt work for me, but ive clicked on it and it has another time. Ive read in other message boards that the link isnt working due to bandwith issues from so many people freaking out and checking it.
Its not just one page, its the full on bbc news site
darkancient
28-04-2005 21:03:47
ya i got the shawn of the dead thing, just wasnt as funny not knowing the story from the bbc site thing =P
stimpy
28-04-2005 21:03:55
holy crap, it's the t-virus!!!!
whenrabbisattack
28-04-2005 21:14:32
lucky for me, my aunt bought me "The Zombie Survival Guide Complete Protection from the Living Dead"... which is basically a book illustrating how to kill human beings.
i love my aunt. she gives me the coolest stuff. )
cartrenroy
28-04-2005 21:34:38
[quote2ab58b4e39="whenrabbisattack"]lucky for me, my aunt bought me "The Zombie Survival Guide Complete Protection from the Living Dead"... which is basically a book illustrating how to kill human beings.
i love my aunt. she gives me the coolest stuff. )[/quote2ab58b4e39]
P Sam here - My Aunt it's pretty much like yours - mine It's 100% Perfect 8) yours it's perfect too (I guess)
drummer_kew_03
28-04-2005 21:35:04
I'm thinkin that it's fake. The i.p. site is just a mimic of the bbc site. If you go to the bbc site and search for the article, you can't find it.
splattered
28-04-2005 21:54:05
yup ) But its damn funny nonetheless hehehe
drummer_kew_03
28-04-2005 22:13:29
It would be pretty scary if it were real.
nicd.01
28-04-2005 23:32:40
Shaun of the Dead was excellent. One of the funniest movies I've seen in quite a long time. I particularly liked the Second Coming joke. Anyone else get that? theysayjump?
theysayjump
28-04-2005 23:40:03
lol tru dat!
yeah i got it D
i fuckin love that movie...oh and i believed that story was real until i read the part about the heart being started back up and the victim acting violently afterwards...then i noticed the ip address at the top and realised it was a scam.....the BBC is the main place i go for my news since it seems to be less biased than most news organisations.....and if that was a real story, it wouldve been on the front page....and yes a little bit of poo came out just before i realised it was fake oops
jadem
29-04-2005 07:00:03
You almost had me...
But then again, the second link in my sig proves the existence of zombies. shock
bluto20
29-04-2005 20:37:08
dude are you gay?
theysayjump
29-04-2005 20:40:29
if your referring to the post above yours then the poster is infact a female. the question should then be "dudette, are you a lesbian?".
i cant speak for anyone else who posted here but if your talking to me, no dude, i am not gay.
roll
bluto20
30-04-2005 04:48:44
no sorry ma'am, i was referring to the person who started this thread about the zombie bit, i'm sorry
darkdnb
30-04-2005 05:22:17
i didnt sense any "gayness" to the thread starters post. No lisp of any type.
I hope its not contagious, the "gayness" that is.
theysayjump
30-04-2005 09:29:27
maybe thats what happens if you get bitten....or is it slapped?
nicd.01
01-05-2005 00:25:37
Way to stereotype, Bluto. As we ALL know, only gay people EVER get AIDS, right? Why are you so preoccupied with people's sexual orientation, anyway? Does it have ANY effect on you whatsoever? It's geniuses like you that make me hate people.
theysayjump
01-05-2005 00:55:53
wow bluto is really putting himself out there to make new friends huh? it is said though that ignorance is bliss......im assuming he happy.
bluto20
01-05-2005 19:23:30
i wasn't stereotyping guys. i knew the gay i was talking to that day, he's really gay and really has aids. this whole "gayness" conv reminded me of him. sheesh i didnt mean to offend anyone
theysayjump
01-05-2005 19:37:46
well your referring to him as "the gay". i imagine it must be hard enough to tell people that you're gay, but for people to talk like that or be like that about it must be harder. do you use the term "the straights"? i dont think you would like it if it was you in that situation. oh and how do you define someone as "really gay", quite gay, kinda gay, not very gay or about as gay as a brick? like what are the requirements?.
dudeextrem2000
01-05-2005 19:53:43
thats hilarious