FUCK. Help.

Live forum: http://forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=29789

ilanbg

04-01-2006 18:58:38

Anyone know what offer charges $69.95 and shows up as "D24 PURCHASE 12/30 WHOLE HEALTH PRODUCTS REF 8518687BDEK818WE8" on one's bank statement, even after one cancels?

Because apparently I signed up for it.

compuguru

04-01-2006 19:04:41

The only thing I have from Whole Health Deals is Cortiban.

theysayjump

04-01-2006 19:05:50

Cotiban and Excitemaxx.

They are fuckers. Good luck getting your cash back.

http//forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=28522&highlight=cortiban

ilanbg

04-01-2006 19:06:45

It must have been Cortiban.

Goddamnit. I'll call them tomorrow.

Thanks ye both.

tylerc

04-01-2006 19:08:24

I've heard this company is a huge scam, good luck.

theysayjump

04-01-2006 19:09:07

If you are going to call them, make sure you don't choose the first option, choose option two (for everything besides Cortiban and Excitemaxx) because nobody ever picks up for option one.

You should get straight through if you choose option two though.

Daggoth

04-01-2006 19:34:16

www.epassporte.com is all I can say

ilanbg

05-01-2006 13:32:37

I normally use that, but I did this for IRC before I ordered it, and was eager to do the offers. Only time I've broken that rule, and I paid the price for it.

I'm going to call my bank in about an hour and try a chargeback.

ilanbg

07-01-2006 09:36:10

Is it possible this charge comes from LeanLife PM?

theysayjump

07-01-2006 10:01:16

No that's a different company altogether.

As for Cortiban, the process to get your refund is really fucking ridiculous.

When you eventually get through to them, they give you a number and an e-mail address. You are supposed to send them an e-mail with the number in the subject title. They tell you this is to request an RMA number, but it's not.

Then they review your e-mail and after 5 days they send you a letter to your house. The letter is an RMA# request form, which you have to fill out and send it back to them. They will review your form and after 7-10 days they will decide whether or not to issue an RMA#. They will then send you instructions on how to send your Cortiban (and/or Excitemaxx) back.

THEN they will decide whether or not you will get a refund. roll

ilanbg

07-01-2006 11:29:56

Is it possible it came from Trimlife or or Mydailydose?

Also, I'm not going to bother doing all that shit. I just need to know what company it is so I can do a chargeback from my bank.

theysayjump

07-01-2006 13:03:34

MyDailyDose is from Urban Nutrition and Trimlife shows up as TRIMLIFE 701-530-0080 ND.

ilanbg

07-01-2006 13:33:39

Huh. I have no idea how this got charged, because I don't think I signed up for Cortiban or Excitemaxxx from my debit card.

Are those the only two from that site?

ilanbg

07-01-2006 13:35:01

Also, my epassporte account somehow went into the negatives. If it does that, does it start drawing from my regular bank account?

compuguru

07-01-2006 13:53:30

Don't think they can legally do that. I went into the negative with PayPal but they didn't touch my bank account.

Daggoth

07-01-2006 15:02:20

I use a gift account to do offers with epassporte so they cant link it to my cc.

theysayjump

07-01-2006 16:45:57

How exactly do you go into the negative with ePassporte and/or Paypal?

ilanbg

07-01-2006 17:06:36

It was epassporte, and an offer I did for DIY didn't go through until after I spent the remainder of what was on the card.

I don't know how it happened, but I'll probably pay it off soon. shrug

ilanbg

08-01-2006 10:57:16

Heh, I just realized how awkward it's going to be when I go into my bank to dispute a charge made by "Excitemaxx." I have to print out its homepage, which shows two naked people on a bed and the slogan "BE THE MAN SHE WANTS YOU TO BE."

Fuck.

Averagejoe1039

08-01-2006 11:24:57

^^^^Hahahah! I bet that's embarassing, but it's worth it. My epassporte never went into the negatives. I don't think it can.

Daggoth

08-01-2006 12:07:04

same

sweeedfish

11-01-2006 13:46:25

I just had a chat with them and got a cough confirmation email, all is good.

Gooogler

11-01-2006 14:36:07

You should definitely go to the bank and try to fix that immediately if you haven't already.

akalic

11-01-2006 15:36:48

[quote09dfd623ed="ilanbg"]Heh, I just realized how awkward it's going to be when I go into my bank to dispute a charge made by "Excitemaxx." I have to print out its homepage, which shows two naked people on a bed and the slogan "BE THE MAN SHE WANTS YOU TO BE."

Fuck.[/quote09dfd623ed]

lmfao oh the downfalls of freebies..

good luck D

ilanbg

11-01-2006 16:22:31

[quotec9881e641b="Gooogler"]You should definitely go to the bank and try to fix that immediately if you haven't already.[/quotec9881e641b]

I have to wait until Friday in order to "give time for Excitemaxx to refund me." roll

theysayjump

11-01-2006 16:27:18

So does the Excitemaxx work well?

sweeedfish

11-01-2006 16:32:14

[quote603ffe2bb1="theysayjump"]So does the Excitemaxx work well?[/quote603ffe2bb1]
The lady told me I didn't have to send it back

theysayjump

11-01-2006 16:36:01

[quote644b634bea="sweeedfish"][quote644b634bea="theysayjump"]So does the Excitemaxx work well?[/quote644b634bea]
The lady told me I didn't have to send it back[/quote644b634bea]

Wtf? Not only did they wrongfully charge me after calling before my trial expired, they have put me through all this bullshit to get a refund and I am supposed to send both the Cortiban and the Excitemaxx back.

sweeedfish

11-01-2006 16:37:54

I called candy, she was really nice and said I get to keep my excitemaxx and the other 2 gifts, and she sent me a confirmation email. So I'm covered =)

ilanbg

11-01-2006 16:58:06

I sold the stuff to some kid in school for $20. lol

I think it takes some real skill to be able to sell mock-viagra to a high school student in just three hours.

manOFice

25-07-2006 06:43:03

bumping an old thread, I signed up for this offer today, instant credit i'll be waiting 2-4 days for the trial to show up, hopefully this offer has had a turn around and won't charge me during the trial

TFOAF

25-07-2006 19:35:14

[quoteb8cb244e9d="ilanbg"]I sold the stuff to some kid in school for $20. lol

I think it takes some real skill to be able to sell mock-viagra to a high school student in just three hours.[/quoteb8cb244e9d]

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[for people who are slow, this is just a joke]

AstonisheD

25-07-2006 19:44:56

[quoteea1176db0f="TFOAF"][quoteea1176db0f="ilanbg"]I sold the stuff to some kid in school for $20. lol

I think it takes some real skill to be able to sell mock-viagra to a high school student in just three hours.[/quoteea1176db0f]

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[for people who are slow, this is just a joke][/quoteea1176db0f]

i hate you.

CoMpFrEaK

25-07-2006 19:46:59

[quote7170ab702e="AstonisheD"][quote7170ab702e="TFOAF"][quote7170ab702e="ilanbg"]I sold the stuff to some kid in school for $20. lol

I think it takes some real skill to be able to sell mock-viagra to a high school student in just three hours.[/quote7170ab702e]

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[for people who are slow, this is just a joke][/quote7170ab702e]

youre mean. i hate you

no i dont, but youre still mean, you know what im talking about ; _ ;[/quote7170ab702e]

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AstonisheD

25-07-2006 19:58:50

[quotec910e0a02e="CoMpFrEaK"][quotec910e0a02e="AstonisheD"][quotec910e0a02e="TFOAF"][quotec910e0a02e="ilanbg"]I sold the stuff to some kid in school for $20. lol

I think it takes some real skill to be able to sell mock-viagra to a high school student in just three hours.[/quotec910e0a02e]

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liResults shown after a 7 year period.[/sizec910e0a02e]

lili$59.99 hidden fee applies. No cancellation accepted. You will be added to our autoship program for 5 years at a monthly fee of $67.21.[/sizec910e0a02e]


[for people who are slow, this is just a joke][/quotec910e0a02e]

youre mean. i hate you

no i dont, but youre still mean, you know what im talking about ; _ ;[/quotec910e0a02e]

Uh...get a room you two![/quotec910e0a02e]

you have a nasty mind, post updated >_>