FUNNY JUSTICE: How I Dealt With a Bad Trader

Live forum: http://forum.freeipodguide.com/viewtopic.php?t=8521

OneBrightTiger

12-03-2005 21:46:31

This may be considered OT so move it if you must but I think it's worth a grin. As many of you know there's a bad trader who uses these AIM and freeipodguide screen names

[bdce525a57d]Therealist2194
CDMANPRODUCTlONS
trade enforcer02
jumpman7722
shadowmoses007 (shadowmoses2119)
STROlD02[/colordce525a57d]

(Note I edited this list on 3/15/05. I apologize for anyone I mistakenly associated with the bad trader.)[/bdce525a57d]

I turned him down the other day when he hit me up first as CDMANPRODUCTlONS and then seconds after I blocked him as jumpman7722. Tonight I was chatting with sweeedfish on AIM and who should pop up but Therealist2194. I mentioned to sweeedfish that I wish I had a bot I could plug this guy into. Then I remembered an online version of the famous ALICE artificial intelligence conversationalist. This program appears to have a conversation with you by taking your input, manipulating it and feeding it back to you. When it doesn't recognize any keywords it spits out canned phrases.

So I googled ALICE, found her and started feeding whatever Therealist2194 typed to me into ALICE and then copying and pasting her replies into my chat window with Therealist2194. Here are the two conversations interleaved.

[bdce525a57d]therealist2194 (114045 PM) wanna trade[/bdce525a57d]
Human wanna trade
ALICE OK, I will trade.
[bdce525a57d]One Bright Tiger (114238 PM) OK, I will trade[/bdce525a57d]
[bdce525a57d]therealist2194 (114258 PM) wat u need[/bdce525a57d]
Human wat u need
ALICE I would like to have a longer conversation with you.
[bdce525a57d]One Bright Tiger (114326 PM) I would like to have a longer conversation with you.[/bdce525a57d]
[bdce525a57d]therealist2194 (114346 PM) ok
therealist2194 (114348 PM) wat[/bdce525a57d]
Human ok wat
ALICE No big deal. Dude!
[bdce525a57d]One Bright Tiger (114403 PM) No big deal. Dude!
therealist2194 (114419 PM) k
therealist2194 (114427 PM) wat forum u from[/bdce525a57d]
Human wat forum u from
ALICE I need time to formulate the reply.
[bdce525a57d]One Bright Tiger (114502 PM) I need time to formulate the reply[/bdce525a57d]
[bdce525a57d]therealist2194 (114511 PM) wat[/bdce525a57d]
Human wat
ALICE No big deal.
[bdce525a57d]One Bright Tiger (114528 PM) No big deal.
therealist2194 (114552 PM) this is fishy[/bdce525a57d]
Human this is fishy
ALICE You don't say.
[bdce525a57d]One Bright Tiger (114607 PM) You don't say.
therealist2194 (114613 PM) yea[/bdce525a57d]
Human yea
ALICE Woe!
[bdce525a57d]One Bright Tiger (114627 PM) Woe!
therealist2194 (114615 PM) ?
therealist2194 (114709 PM) can u do desktop pc[/bdce525a57d]
Human can u do desktop pc
ALICE Doing desktop pc is not among my strongest traits.
[bdce525a57d]One Bright Tiger (114740 PM) Doing desktop pc is not among my strongest traits.
therealist2194 (114745 PM) o
Therealist2194 signed off at 114746 PM. [/colordce525a57d][/bdce525a57d]


Now if I could just jack this guy into ALICE directly so he could play with himself.

my04accord

12-03-2005 21:55:18

that is one of the funniest things i've ever read. What a great idea. GJ

ragefu

12-03-2005 21:58:48

Thats great, shadowmoses lick balls

my04accord

12-03-2005 22:04:10

[quotea44dfa2c56="ragefu"]Thats great, shadowmoses lick balls[/quotea44dfa2c56]

red assed babboon balls i heard

vulcan300

12-03-2005 23:22:29

lmao, everyone should pester him like that.

purplelenses

12-03-2005 23:37:55

haha. that's hilarious! lol

Anonymous

13-03-2005 07:44:10

[quote5c64b8b9fa="purplelenses"]haha. that's hilarious! lol[/quote5c64b8b9fa]
BANNNNNNNNNNED

ScarlettsMom

13-03-2005 07:46:28

Hey, what happened to Purplelenses? I was doing a trade with him. Just curious!

nixnamz

15-03-2005 17:24:00

HOLD IT BUDDY!
Im not the realist, wat the heck?

PoPoJiJo

15-03-2005 17:56:03

the purpleness has been unbanned and is now taraaa or something I think
[b86dc79d327]the therealist is not the penguin teeter024 or nixnamz[/size86dc79d327][/b86dc79d327]
Im pretty sure you got that from the list I made of scammers that I posted in the bad trader list and those were the people that reported therealist as being a scammer hence their names being in () in my list
therealist is NaSTraDaMas04 A.K.A. Nastradamas4576

if you got that info some place else then thats cool but I dont think you did so you should edit your post