ipod_nazi
12-11-2004 12:02:09
im bored... thinking of what gratis must teach its personel... they definetly have a set of rules, heres the first 4....
1. Though shalt give away free items.
2. Though wilt not ship them in a timely and predictable fashion.
3. Thy must place random accounts on hold and spam them with random generic statements such as "WE ARE GRATIS, THOUGH SHALT NOT QUESTION WHY YOU ARE ON HOLD, SPAGHETTI"
4. When emailed through the FAQ, if question is open for more than 2 days days, close it.
5. (add some...)
brywalker
12-11-2004 12:42:31
5. Thy shalt make thou look thine ass to friends thou convinced thy was not fake, whilst thou are waiting for free item.
Relik
12-11-2004 12:53:40
6. Thou shalt not visit the freeipodguide forum's
-=relik
danetix
12-11-2004 13:50:14
[quote77c7e49253="Relik"]6. Thou shalt not visit the freeipodguide forum's
-=relik[/quote77c7e49253]
agreed lol
Xcaret
12-11-2004 15:44:16
[quote09a2d826a2="brywalker"]5. Thy shalt make thou look thine ass to friends thou convinced thy was not fake, whilst thou are waiting for free item.[/quote09a2d826a2]
i cant read that lol.
brywalker
12-11-2004 17:03:01
TRANSLATION
5. We will make you look like an ass to friends you convinced we were not fake, while you wait for your free item.
7. Thou shall make the recipent of said gift wait a very long amount of time, even if the item is new. (freephotoipod)
8. Thall shall not answer questions about free items avaliablity.
TonyGarcia
12-11-2004 18:24:38
this is a funny thread ) positive karma for you "ipod_nazi" ;)